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Marceline the Vampire Queen ([personal profile] redboots) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2013-06-24 12:32 pm

Song 2 > Video > Marceline's Evil Plot of Deviousness

[Have some high pitched cackling and some flame flaring up on the screen of your SFCs, Vatheon. When the fire clears, it reveals a dim but dramatically lit room somewhere and who else but your resident Vampire Queen? She's sporting a diabolical grin on her face, revealing all of her very sharp teeth, and...]

[Huh. Okay. That sure is a dress she's wearing in shades of dim purple and bright red accents. It's probably a good question as to where she got it and the fake crown on her head. However, a far better question to ask might have to do with the lineup of men all tied and hung up with rope on the wall behind her.]

[Anyone who's been in Vatheon long enough will probably be able to recognize some of the host club's members- Peony and Angelo are obviously the ones who stand out the most as the heads, but there's also Rin, Fai, Duke, Ronald, and Ioder, too. They are CLEARLY all captive, seeing as they are tied up and there are pieces of cloth around their mouths.]

[After she's gotten her cackling down with- hey, as a villain, she has to have a memorable laugh. It's all about standards, you know- Marceline finally speaks to the SFC.]


Hello, people of Vatheon. For a few months, I've been hiding my TRUE villainous nature from you as I've watched and studied your pitiful population. Now, I've chosen to strike and start my campaign to rule over the entire city! To begin with, I've kidnapped all of these pretty handsome dudes and will turn them into my vampire slaves!

[Ironically, she gestures to Fai as she says this.]

I'm a Vampire Queen, it's kind of what I do.

Anyway, IF YOU WISH TO RESCUE THEM from a life of slavery and bloodsucking and stop my evil plan before I unleash them onto the city tonight to spread the plague of vampirism, then come face me if you dare!

Oh, right, but I forgot. [She flicks her hand out to inspect her nails smugly.] Vatheon doesn't have any heroes. You're all a bunch of scared little mice cowering in your holes.

If there's anyone who thinks they can challenge that... You have until-

TONIGHT!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

[Another flare up of flames over the screen, and then the video stops. Will anyone in Vatheon step up and stop this Mistress of Horrible Evil before totally legit terrible things happen!?!?]

[Action]

[With the SFC shut off, Marceline swoops on over to her 'captives' and slices through their ropes with a clawed hand.]

Alright, so, I'm thinking maybe game night? [She starts to wiggle out of her dress, revealing a plain tank top and shorts.] I haven't actually played any of these games, but hey, it looks fun and stuff. [The dress is tossed aside as she wanders over to a stack of video games and rifles through them.]

Grand Theft Fish, Boat Soccer, Coralcraft... Pick whatever, I guess.
fistfullofmagic: (You were smiling softly)

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[personal profile] fistfullofmagic 2013-06-25 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I will be by to pick up Ioder at seven PM then. I would hate for our six month anniversary to be interrupted by an invasion, after all. I will not bring a sword nor armor for our duel however, as I would not make a terribly good knight.

[Acting never was Dhaos' strong suit, but at least he does find this amusing. He's telling the truth about the sword though; there is a very good reason he does not fight with weapons.]
fistfullofmagic: (You were smiling softly)

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[personal profile] fistfullofmagic 2013-06-25 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[In this case, it would be because these two manage to be adorable on their own, thus making their combined cute even moreso.]

Of course. It would be against protocol for a prince to rescue his beloved without a small fight with the evil queen.

[And he might just be a bit happy that Ioder's found a potential friend here.]
fistfullofmagic: (Hm?)

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[personal profile] fistfullofmagic 2013-07-02 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I was unaware that we had fairies in Vatheon at all, much less that they would be willing to help anyone other than their own kind without a substantial offering.

[All he knows of fairies are the Sylph - who are technically not fairies at all, but summon spirits - and tales of the two fairy courts. Neither seem like a particularly good idea in this instance; Dhaos knows true malice when he sees it, and Marceline is definitely not displaying anything of the sort.]
fistfullofmagic: (Hm?)

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[personal profile] fistfullofmagic 2013-07-12 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[He nods thoughtfully.]

This is true.