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[redboots]

[Have some high pitched cackling and some flame flaring up on the screen of your SFCs, Vatheon. When the fire clears, it reveals a dim but dramatically lit room somewhere and who else but your resident Vampire Queen? She's sporting a diabolical grin on her face, revealing all of her very sharp teeth, and...]

[Huh. Okay. That sure is a dress she's wearing in shades of dim purple and bright red accents. It's probably a good question as to where she got it and the fake crown on her head. However, a far better question to ask might have to do with the lineup of men all tied and hung up with rope on the wall behind her.]

[Anyone who's been in Vatheon long enough will probably be able to recognize some of the host club's members- Peony and Angelo are obviously the ones who stand out the most as the heads, but there's also Rin, Fai, Duke, Ronald, and Ioder, too. They are CLEARLY all captive, seeing as they are tied up and there are pieces of cloth around their mouths.]

[After she's gotten her cackling down with- hey, as a villain, she has to have a memorable laugh. It's all about standards, you know- Marceline finally speaks to the SFC.]

Hello, people of Vatheon. For a few months, I've been hiding my TRUE villainous nature from you as I've watched and studied your pitiful population. Now, I've chosen to strike and start my campaign to rule over the entire city! To begin with, I've kidnapped all of these pretty handsome dudes and will turn them into my vampire slaves!

[Ironically, she gestures to Fai as she says this.]

I'm a Vampire Queen, it's kind of what I do.

Anyway, IF YOU WISH TO RESCUE THEM from a life of slavery and bloodsucking and stop my evil plan before I unleash them onto the city tonight to spread the plague of vampirism, then come face me if you dare!

Oh, right, but I forgot. [She flicks her hand out to inspect her nails smugly.] Vatheon doesn't have any heroes. You're all a bunch of scared little mice cowering in your holes.

If there's anyone who thinks they can challenge that... You have until-

TONIGHT!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

[Another flare up of flames over the screen, and then the video stops. Will anyone in Vatheon step up and stop this Mistress of Horrible Evil before totally legit terrible things happen!?!?]

[Action]

[With the SFC shut off, Marceline swoops on over to her 'captives' and slices through their ropes with a clawed hand.]

Alright, so, I'm thinking maybe game night? [She starts to wiggle out of her dress, revealing a plain tank top and shorts.] I haven't actually played any of these games, but hey, it looks fun and stuff. [The dress is tossed aside as she wanders over to a stack of video games and rifles through them.]

Grand Theft Fish, Boat Soccer, Coralcraft... Pick whatever, I guess.

Comments

[dontyoujustwish]

[At some point in the evening, Duke may notice Anya enter the apartment and make a careful study of the goods captives.]

You really have that silent and reserved thing down. Have you ever been evil?

[radiantwingedone]

[ Excuse him what- ]

... It depends on ones definition. Fairly certain some actions may have been easily defined as such....

[dontyoujustwish]

I mean in the sexy way, like defeating a group of heroes in a few seconds and then tossing your hair back like it was nothing.

You do have an awful lot of hair to toss.

[radiantwingedone]

[ This is a blank stare.

Ah. sexy way? Now he's just terribly confused. ]

I was, unfortunately, beaten by the last group of heroes. Mostly due to them being a team...

[ And mostly because they had a healer.

It still took them three fights. ]

[dontyoujustwish]

They are always insisting on that pesky teamwork, aren't they?

[Never mind that she's been involved in said teamwork. She was also turned human by it, so she can go either way on this issue, really.]

Oh, but look. I'm the kind of hero that uses her wits and gets here without ever having to fight anyone. How's that?

[radiantwingedone]

It had some positive effect, for them.

[ Sorry Brave Vesperia, Duke is fairly certain that he could take any one of them out, if it wasn't that four-on-one nonsense. ]

Certainly less violent, which makes for less messes.

[dontyoujustwish]

Another excellent point. I might have gotten this outfit all bloodspattered. I'm glad to have avoided that dry cleaning nightmare.

[radiantwingedone]

... Drycleaning is one of those things that comes with these, isn't it?

[ The videogame that he.. probably forgot to pause. ]

[dontyoujustwish]

I'm not talking about TV games.

[Anya wouldn't have done much better.]

[radiantwingedone]

... I meant... it is probably a form of cleaning that doesn't exist, in own world.

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh.

You mean your world is technologically a little backwards.

[radiantwingedone]

Accurate. This electricity, we had other ways of getting similar things done.

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, never mind that. What I'm interested in doesn't require any sort of technology.

[radiantwingedone]

... Oh?

[dontyoujustwish]

You probably haven't ever heard of rescue sex, but I hear it's a thing.

[radiantwingedone]

[ She can probably watch any hint of interest simply vanish. Like a wall going up or a mask going on, on the word 'sex'. ]

... Apologies, that isn't something I have been, or am, interested in.

[dontyoujustwish]

Oh.

So you're gay. That's just my luck.

[radiantwingedone]

[ Give him a moment. That word doesn't mean 'happy' in that context.

Nope, just a confused look. ]

I have no interest in men either. If that's the meaning that word is taking.

[ She just found someone who isn't interested in sex, oops. ]

[dontyoujustwish]

[Does not compute.]

What, you just prefer masturbating?

[radiantwingedone]

.... I don't find the idea as pleasurable as the rest of the human populace seems to.

[ And is he making an awkward face at the idea of that last comment? Why yes he is. That isn't particularly interesting either. ]

[dontyoujustwish]

Have you considered seeing a doctor? I'm sure there's medication you could be taking to fix that.

[radiantwingedone]

Is it necessary to be interested? There are enough people around that the base drive is not needed.

[ And he already said it didn't have the same pleasure-interest to him so he doesn't need to cover that again, right. ]

[dontyoujustwish]

It just seems like such a waste.