[Introduction ~ Video/open for action]

[daffyduck]

[At first the video is blurry as the communicator is being vigorously shaken then there's a close up of eyes and what appears to be an orange duckbill.]


Where am I? What isth going on here? Who painted on my tail?!


[The view shifts briefly to show a flash of a black tail with Vatheon's mark even blacker on it. Then you see an angry looking... duck.]


I demand to know what'sth going on!!

Comments

[Video]

[daffyduck]

Yessth!! That would be something you'd do!

Re: [Video]

[hecklinghare]

[He thinks it over. Yeah, okay. It does sound convoluted enough for him to pull off.]

Alright yeah, but it ain't my fault dis time. Dis place is called Vatheon, our new home underneath the ocean.

See dat big rock behind ya? Dat corals what brung ya here. Along wit a whole buncha others.

[Video]

[daffyduck]

How, pray tell, can a coral carry a duck?

[Video]

[hecklinghare]

I unno. Same way it can carry a rabbit?

[He offers a small shrug.]

But it ain't all bad. Ya know dat mark on ya tail? Jus' show it to any a the folk runnin' the stores and they'll let ya get whatever ya want for free.

[Video]

[daffyduck]

Free, hmmm? Tell me more.

[Video]

[hecklinghare]

[Of course that would get his attention.]

Yeap. Food, cloths even da houses. You don't have ta pay a dime.

[Video]

[daffyduck]

[Wave a big diamond at him, he'll follow you around.]

Well, that's convenient. But does that make up for kidnapping?

Re: [Video]

[hecklinghare]

Uh, can I take a rain check on dat answer?

[He has friends here apparently! Not fans or friends that want him dead every other Tuesday.]

Oh, and dere's one more thing I gotta mention.

[Video]

[daffyduck]

What is it?

Re: [Video]

[hecklinghare]

Every so often, dis place gets some sorta curse on it. Hits everyone and not even we're immune ta it.

[Video]

[daffyduck]

Curse?

Re: [Video]

[hecklinghare]

Yeap.

[Do you believe him, Daffy? Do you?]

[Video]

[daffyduck]

[He's not sure yet... It's Bugs. But strange things do happen sometimes...]

Like a voodoo curse?

Re: [Video]

[hecklinghare]

Uh, no. More like...

[He scratches his head.]

More wizard den creepy skulls. Ya end up gettin' toirned into a whole bunch a tings.


Or people can see ya thoughts.

[Video]

[daffyduck]

Hmmmmm.....

Hmmmmmmmmmm.......

And you have nothing to do with this?

[Video]

[hecklinghare]

Nyooooope. Not a ting.

[Video]

[daffyduck]

Where are you?

[Video--->Action]

[hecklinghare]

[Bugs wiggles his eyebrows before tapping Daffy on the shoulder.]

Right here.

[Hey, he has an entrance to his rabbit hole near the plaza.]

[Action]

[daffyduck]

[Daffy shoots straight into the air with a yelp of surprise. When he is grounded again he turns to Bugs with a furious look.]

Don't do that!

Re: [Action]

[hecklinghare]

[Bugs just watches, not bothered by the furious look. Though...it was an odd reaction from the duck.

At least the duck he knew.]

Long time no see, pal.

[Action]

[daffyduck]

You don't sneak up on kidnapped ducks!

[Action]

[hecklinghare]

[He shrugs a little before changing the topic.]

Welcome ta Vatheon I guess.

[Action]

[daffyduck]

Hmph.

So does thisth mean you're giving me the luxury tour?

[Action]

[hecklinghare]

Eh, I dunno about luxury. We gotta walk around here. I ain't even seen a taxi.

guess ya oughta know where you are. Come on, featherhead.

[Action]

[daffyduck]

No transthport?