[Introduction ~ Video/open for action]

[daffyduck]

[At first the video is blurry as the communicator is being vigorously shaken then there's a close up of eyes and what appears to be an orange duckbill.]


Where am I? What isth going on here? Who painted on my tail?!


[The view shifts briefly to show a flash of a black tail with Vatheon's mark even blacker on it. Then you see an angry looking... duck.]


I demand to know what'sth going on!!

Comments

[video]

[double_edged]

Ah! That's why you looked so familiar.

It was from an old gadget we used to mess around with! The Qwack-O-Ray... man. Whatever happened to that old thing?

[video]

[daffyduck]

Qwack-O-Ray? What does that do?

[video]

[double_edged]

Turn anyone into ducks, of course.

--and now I wonder if you had been a product of our rampage back then.

[video]

[daffyduck]

I've always been a duck, pal.

[video]

[double_edged]

The Qwack-O-Ray can alter one's mental state to believe they're a duck. So you may have been something else at one point, and don't realize it.

[video]

[daffyduck]

I know I wasn't a rabbit.

[video]

[double_edged]

Or were you?

[Yeah he's just pulling your bill right now.]

[video]

[daffyduck]

Are you trying to trick me? Because, I asthsure you I know who and what I am.

And I am no rabbit!

[video]

[double_edged]

You never truly know. The universe does work in strange ways, after all.

Have you ever experienced any un-ducklike behaviour? Growling, for instance?

[video]

[daffyduck]

Only when I am being a hunting dog.

[video]

[double_edged]

Perhaps you could prove useful in the junkyard.

[video]

[daffyduck]

Have you even told me your name? If you have I didn't catch it.

[video]

[double_edged]

General Alister Azimuth. Four Bolt Magistrate of the Lombax Praetorian Guard and elder Councilman for the Center of Advanced Lombax Research.

[video]

[daffyduck]

Did you make that up?

[video]

[double_edged]

...fine.

Former Four Bolt Magistrate of the Lombax Praetorian Guard and elder Councilman for the Center of Advanced Lombax Research.

[video]

[daffyduck]

Does that make it less of a mouthful?

[video]

[double_edged]

Some find 'General' easier.

[video]

[daffyduck]

Well, you can call me Captain. No wait-- what's above General? Call me that!

Yesth sir, I'm Better-than-a-General Daffy Duck.

[He does look very haughty now.]

[video]

[double_edged]

Marshal? I don't think you're quite ready to take on that responsibility.

[video]

[daffyduck]

I can do it! Just give me my badge or stripes and I'll show you how it's done!

[video]

[double_edged]

Can you even operate a pair of hoverboots?

[video]

[daffyduck]

That sounds futuristic. Just give me my costume, pal and it shall be done!

[video]

[double_edged]

...

Come to the junkyard and I'll see what I can do.

[video]

[daffyduck]

I'd rather be shown to the palace.

[video]

[double_edged]

Then I suppose you'll be no more than a lowly cadet, scraping the fungus from an Agorian's claws.