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caughtinanetwork2012-04-01 10:13 am
thalassino) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-04-01 10:13 am
i can't use what i can't abuse—
[ hello, vatheon— are you enjoying your dark, underwater night with a murderer on the loose? no? yes? either way, at the strike of midnight, the entire power in the city cuts out.
complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]
[ —is the really loud vocal chorus that immediately follows as the power returns, and visible on the screen are a bunch of bloody nurses cackling away. the most notable one would be the head nurse, of course— probably because she has a decapitated head beneath her arm, and is waving around a bloody surgical saw with a smile. when she speaks, it's cheerful as always: ]
This is one of your foreigner holidays, right? Did we do it right?? [ and she resumes laughing. ] My, you're all so foolish indeed!
[ she tosses the blood-soaked head unconcernedly, and the feed ends. ]
complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]
APRIL FOOLS!!!
[ —is the really loud vocal chorus that immediately follows as the power returns, and visible on the screen are a bunch of bloody nurses cackling away. the most notable one would be the head nurse, of course— probably because she has a decapitated head beneath her arm, and is waving around a bloody surgical saw with a smile. when she speaks, it's cheerful as always: ]
This is one of your foreigner holidays, right? Did we do it right?? [ and she resumes laughing. ] My, you're all so foolish indeed!
[ she tosses the blood-soaked head unconcernedly, and the feed ends. ]
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Do you really think I give one flimsy little shit whether this is bad for my anything? Don't you fucking talk about my blood pressure over a some shouting so well-deserved the imaginary heavens may have handed it down to me as divine fucking mandate when it's your shits who murdered someone as the sickest prank to ever get pulled!
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You know what, I'm done. Don't talk to me again.
[Nevermind he's the one who replied to the message, but who cares about that when they're the ones that forced the SFC on? Click!]