thalassino: (» head nurse)
thalassino ([personal profile] thalassino) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-04-01 10:13 am

i can't use what i can't abuse—

[ hello, vatheon— are you enjoying your dark, underwater night with a murderer on the loose? no? yes? either way, at the strike of midnight, the entire power in the city cuts out.

complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]





APRIL FOOLS!!!



[ —is the really loud vocal chorus that immediately follows as the power returns, and visible on the screen are a bunch of bloody nurses cackling away. the most notable one would be the head nurse, of course— probably because she has a decapitated head beneath her arm, and is waving around a bloody surgical saw with a smile. when she speaks, it's cheerful as always: ]

This is one of your foreigner holidays, right? Did we do it right?? [ and she resumes laughing. ] My, you're all so foolish indeed!

[ she tosses the blood-soaked head unconcernedly, and the feed ends. ]

[VIDEO]

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-04-01 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
NO! THE ONLY DEEP BREATH I WILL TAKE IS FOR THE FUELING OF A SECOND ROUND OF WRATH TORNADO.
rebull: Icon - Vouloir@? (1NS1GHTFUL.)

[VIDEO]

[personal profile] rebull 2012-04-01 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh oh, wrath tornado! I like that one, say another.

[VIDEO]

[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-04-01 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
CLASP ALL PRONGS FIRMLY AROUND YOUR LOBE STEM AND SQUEEZE, BECAUSE THE ONLY SERVICE YOU CAN DO ME RIGHT NOW IS CHOKING YOURSELF TO DEATH!

[CLICK, damnit!]