caughtinanetwork | i can't use what i can't abuse

[ hello, vatheon— are you enjoying your dark, underwater night with a murderer on the loose? no? yes? either way, at the strike of midnight, the entire power in the city cuts out.

complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

[ —is the really loud vocal chorus that immediately follows as the power returns, and visible on the screen are a bunch of bloody nurses cackling away. the most notable one would be the head nurse, of course— probably because she has a decapitated head beneath her arm, and is waving around a bloody surgical saw with a smile. when she speaks, it's cheerful as always: ]

This is one of your foreigner holidays, right? Did we do it right?? [ and she resumes laughing. ] My, you're all so foolish indeed!

[ she tosses the blood-soaked head unconcernedly, and the feed ends. ]

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Yeah, I just heard. [Ow, his ears. But nope, he's pissed too.]

No, I don't think so. [BUT WHAT IS DEATH, HE DOESN'T FULLY UNDERSTAND BECAUSE DISNEY AND DREAMS AND AAAAA ;; no, he gets it because of... Caden... irk.] But you aren't going alone. I know several others who're just as outraged. Myself included.

[Not-as-silent rage: it is the worst.]

[ Kanji clicks his tongue against his teeth. ]

Okay, great. Now what the fuck are we all gonna do about it?

i can't use what i can't abuse—

voice; it's okay, bb, just don't be late for a certain someone, hmhm~

voice; sakdlghsdfg c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-certain someone............how ominous.........