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[red_medic]

Does anyone know if zhere are any formalties required to apply for a job at zhe local klinik?

I could do vizh a little vivisection again for a change, but coming across volunteers has been a little difficult lately.

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[fonmaster]

Umm,I don't think that anyone would volunteer for something like that...

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[red_medic]

Was?

[It takes him a moment to realize his own words, indeed.]

Ah? I did not mean to say zhat!

[Aloud, indeed.]

[ninthserenade]

V-Vivisections?

[red_medic]

I did not intend to say zhat!

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[fonmaster]

Oh! I thought it was a joke...

[It sounded like a joke that Jade would have made, so Ion had given the appropriate response... except this guy was serious? That's awkward.]

[ninthserenade]

But you still said it--! Wh--That's so creepy!

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[red_medic]

Argh, nein! I just... I just said it--
--because my mozher ist not hier to sing me to sleep!

[And he backs away from the communicator quite suddenly, looking genuinely alarmed at his own words.]

I... Did not say zhat!

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[fonmaster]

Are you alright, sir? Maybe you should get some rest. Umm, I can sing you to sleep if you like?

[Ion does have the angelic voice of a choir boy, after all.]

[red_medic]

Ach. It ist not zhat bad of a zhing.

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[red_medic]

[And he's backing away a bi more.]

Just... Forget vhat I just said, bitte.

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[fonmaster]

Ahh, alright. I'll let you go then, sir.

[Ion manages an awkward smile and a wave before turning off his SFC. That was strange.]

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[knightime]

Wow. This place gets more messed up the longer I stay here.

Pretty sure there's a reason people just don't volunteer for that shit.

[ninthserenade]

Yuh-huh! Aren't people alive when you do that?

[red_medic]

Zhat ist vhat makes it eine vivisection, indeed. Vere zhey dead it vould be called eine dissection. But in order to research how living organs vork, zhe subject should be alive.

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[red_medic]

Zhat vas not vhat I intended to say.

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[knightime]

No shit. I'm pretty sure most people don't intend to tell others 'man i want to give you a vivisection so lets do it' or something.

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[singlefileplease]

You should meet a man named Dr. Stein. You two were obviously made for each other.

[video] I can has actual grammar.

[patchworkdoctor]

There's not really any requirement.

At all.

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[lamorteblanc]

[ And you get this lovely little feed from the clinic itself. ]

While we are rather short staffed lately, I believe the need for a vivisection is a little too extreme.

[ A beat as he steeples his fingers together. ]

Volunteers however, a touch harder to find if you choose to ask over the network.

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[red_medic]

It just... Came out.

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[red_medic]

So? Does he say zhings he does not vant to say as vell?

[video] Grammar is overrated.

[red_medic]

[Ah. At least someone answers his actual question. Still: Sort of backed away from the screen by now.]

No requirements? Interesting...

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[red_medic]

[Just a groan in response before he pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Zhat vas not meant to be part of zhe message.

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[lamorteblanc]

[ There is a pause of thoughtfulness however. ]

Ah. So the city's laden us with another curse.
I was responsible for a string of murders across Japan.

[ A pause as a moment of shock comes to that normally calm face. ]

...Damn.

[ But he picks himself up. ]

It seems we all have things we wish to hide.

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[red_medic]

[And there is a brief moment of silence, followed by a shallow cough. Medic is none to be bothered by these things, true or false.]

Vell. At least some of zhese are lies, zhat much ist for sure.

[Beat.]

Aside from zhe fact zhat I am still secretly hoping to one day retrive zhat teddy I used to sleep vizh every night until I had to leave und join zhe var.

[Another beat. And then there's nothing but linefacing.]