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[red_medic]

Does anyone know if zhere are any formalties required to apply for a job at zhe local klinik?

I could do vizh a little vivisection again for a change, but coming across volunteers has been a little difficult lately.

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[fonmaster]

Umm,I don't think that anyone would volunteer for something like that...

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[red_medic]

Was?

[It takes him a moment to realize his own words, indeed.]

Ah? I did not mean to say zhat!

[Aloud, indeed.]

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[fonmaster]

Oh! I thought it was a joke...

[It sounded like a joke that Jade would have made, so Ion had given the appropriate response... except this guy was serious? That's awkward.]

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[red_medic]

Argh, nein! I just... I just said it--
--because my mozher ist not hier to sing me to sleep!

[And he backs away from the communicator quite suddenly, looking genuinely alarmed at his own words.]

I... Did not say zhat!

[ninthserenade]

V-Vivisections?

[red_medic]

I did not intend to say zhat!

[ninthserenade]

But you still said it--! Wh--That's so creepy!

[red_medic]

Ach. It ist not zhat bad of a zhing.

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[knightime]

Wow. This place gets more messed up the longer I stay here.

Pretty sure there's a reason people just don't volunteer for that shit.

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[red_medic]

Zhat vas not vhat I intended to say.

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[knightime]

No shit. I'm pretty sure most people don't intend to tell others 'man i want to give you a vivisection so lets do it' or something.

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[red_medic]

It just... Came out.

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[singlefileplease]

You should meet a man named Dr. Stein. You two were obviously made for each other.

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[red_medic]

So? Does he say zhings he does not vant to say as vell?

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[singlefileplease]

Haven't the foggiest idea, however he does like vivisecting things. Perhaps you could bond while ravaging a poor fish.

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[red_medic]

I see little tempting at the idea of vivisecting a... Fish. I am no vetenarian after all.

Zhough I do prefer talking to my pet dove over talking to any human being. Sometimes I even vish he could respond properly.

[video] I can has actual grammar.

[patchworkdoctor]

There's not really any requirement.

At all.

[video] Grammar is overrated.

[red_medic]

[Ah. At least someone answers his actual question. Still: Sort of backed away from the screen by now.]

No requirements? Interesting...

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[patchworkdoctor]

None at all.

They don't even mind that I smoke in the offices.

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[lamorteblanc]

[ And you get this lovely little feed from the clinic itself. ]

While we are rather short staffed lately, I believe the need for a vivisection is a little too extreme.

[ A beat as he steeples his fingers together. ]

Volunteers however, a touch harder to find if you choose to ask over the network.

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[red_medic]

[Just a groan in response before he pinches the bridge of his nose.]

Zhat vas not meant to be part of zhe message.

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[lamorteblanc]

[ There is a pause of thoughtfulness however. ]

Ah. So the city's laden us with another curse.
I was responsible for a string of murders across Japan.

[ A pause as a moment of shock comes to that normally calm face. ]

...Damn.

[ But he picks himself up. ]

It seems we all have things we wish to hide.

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[kagayakashi]

[ Blink, blink. ]

What's a vivisection?

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[red_medic]

[He still looks faintly uncomfortable about that slip]

Now... It ist mostly zhe same as eine dissection. Only zhat zhe subject ist alive during zhe prozedure.

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[kagayakashi]

[ She narrows her eyes. ]

What's a dissection?