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[red_medic]

Does anyone know if zhere are any formalties required to apply for a job at zhe local klinik?

I could do vizh a little vivisection again for a change, but coming across volunteers has been a little difficult lately.

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[singlefileplease]

Like I said, you would get along splendidly. He spent most of his youth dissecting his roommate.

And while I'm sure your dove is very sweet, I'm certain it wouldn't have anything too interesting to say.

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[red_medic]

He had a dead roommate?
Oder did he merely respawn after every dissection?

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[singlefileplease]

Dead...- No, his roommate was alive. Vivisected, I should say.

And what do you mean "respawn"? [Complete with airquotes]

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[red_medic]

[Totally rolling his eyes now, because, really. Who confuses a vivisection with a dissection?]

Respawn. As I said it. Ein system zhat brings zhose hooked up to it back to life if zhey die. Razher useful for bozh: Dissections as vell as vivisections. Especially sinze you can redo zhem vizhout haffing to look for a new subject.

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[singlefileplease]

[She nods, looking like she only understood about half of that. But what she managed to get through the accent, she was completely horrified by. Being bffs with the Grim Reaper tends to make that sorta a big deal.]

You can't just bring people back to life like that! It completely ruins the point of death and the natural order of things.

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[red_medic]

[Have a smirk at that in response.]

Indeed! Overcoming zhe laws of nature und even deazh itself ist one of zhe main goals of scienze after all. Zhe creation of zhe superhuman, zhe übermensch. Invulnerability, even limited to eight seconds as vell as being able to bring zhe dead back to life ist only zhe beginning.

Entire vars can be fought vizh less zhan tventy soldiers on zhe field. Soldiers zhat do not haff to hold back due to zhe fear of dieing.

[A chuckle as his voice drops.]

...do you haff any idea hof often I died already even?

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[singlefileplease]

I'm sure Nietzsche would be rather proud of your efforts. However, I have always believed that death was merely the beginning of something bigger than life. If you keep avoiding death, you and those other 19-or-so soldiers will merely be locked in an eternal war, won't you?

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[red_medic]

Vhile zhat might be true, I am not in need for somezhing bigger zhan life, Fräulein. At least not at zhis point. One day each of us vill retire und RED vill hire new merzenaries. I vill reserve actual dead for zhen. Vhen I am old und zhere ist nozhing to do for me anymore.

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[singlefileplease]

But surely you must have a use beyond fighting. [Someone looks uncomfortable.] Unless you're like me and can physically turn into a weapon. Then I suppose I understand the feeling.

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[red_medic]

Vhat do you mean by turn physically into a veapon?

[Yes, he is totally ignoring everything else now. Priorities.]

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[singlefileplease]

Yes. I can turn into a sniper rifle.

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[red_medic]

Bitte?

You look entirely human. How should such eine transformation vork out vizh your anatomy even?

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[singlefileplease]

[Rather than trying to explain, she simply sets the recorder down on the floor, glows pink for a few seconds, and promptly drops down onto the floor as a rifle.]

I don't know how it works - your best bet for an explanation would be Stein, most likely - I just know that I can.

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[red_medic]

[TZhat face. Just that face.]

...was zur...*

How--- I mean... Zhat should not be physically possible!


[[*...what the]]

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[singlefileplease]

[Changes back right quick]

It's actually fairly common where I'm from. Not just guns either. We also have scythes, swords, polearms, and we even have a guillotine.

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[red_medic]

But vhat are you being considered zhen? Human oder item?

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[singlefileplease]

I personally am known as a Death Scythe. But if you meant more generally... I've always considered myself both. In a way it's like being bilingual; you can speak both languages equally well and even though one or the other might be more useful in a given situation, you don't suddenly stop knowing the other because of it.

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[red_medic]

I see... Now, zhat ist zertainly eine quite peculiar ability. Und zhere are more like yourself vhere you come from?

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[singlefileplease]

Indeed. There's another Death Scythe here actually, by the name of Marie Mjolnir. She can transform into a hammer that generates electricity. And there are hundreds more aside from us, of course.