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Legion ([personal profile] ihadahole) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-04-16 02:15 am

Program #1 [video]

[The good thing about being a machine is that it doesn't take long for Legion to figure out the little communication device. For a moment after the video comes on, the flaps around the eyelight move, flaring out before drawing in close to the light. It looks completely unperturbed by the water dripping off his frame. When it finally speaks, its voice is noticeably mechanical.]

Current location unknown. Shepard-Commander, requesting your assistance.

...Shepard-Commander? Garrus Vakarian?

[He pauses for barely a second before continuing.]

If there is anyone that can hear this, we appear to be out of communication range with our squad. Requesting location data and information on how we have come to be in this place. There is no missing data from our database, suggesting that we have potentially lost recent memory files and have been rebooted from a previous archival copy.

There is currently no known location in the galaxy that matches the description of our current location. Our current hypothesis is that this is an unknown colony, though there has been no news on the extranet about a new colony. More data is required to extrapolate on our hypothesis.

[Another pause.]

We are willing to exchange data or favors for more information pertaining to our current whereabouts. We are especially interested in data on how to return to our previous location.
last_lombax: (Even in the snow I'm a sexy bastard)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you Legion. Oh, I'm a Lombax. Probably haven't heard of my species since we're pretty much extinct. Only two of us left.
last_lombax: (I'm listening...maybe.)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. Really the rest of us are in some other dimension but there's no way to get them back that I know of so...yeah.

Anyway. You're in Vatheon and as far as we know, it might be in another dimension separate from all our universes. And we can't leave.
last_lombax: (Turning my back on the world)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
The way it was explained to me is existance is made up of an infinite number of dimensions. And with the right equipment you can access these dimensions. Think of it like each dimension is like a planet. And with different galaxies, there are many planets right? So is the universe with dimensions.
last_lombax: (You've got to be kidding me)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Um...okay. You know how shapes and dimensions, right? Like different sides? Well existance has them too. Many different sides and each side is a completely different universe. So my universe, yours, and the one this city is in are all different sides of the same shape.
last_lombax: (Don't ever mention crotchatizers again)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that.
last_lombax: (IIIIIIII'm not into bondage)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's not true. My best pal Clank's a robot and he understood it.
last_lombax: (you know me. Mr Big Guns here)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I do. He was my first friend and my best friend.
last_lombax: (I was making snow lomaxes. I swear!)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's stupid. Where I'm from robots and organics live together as equals. Sure, there are some organics that don't like robots and vice versa but we all get along mostly.
last_lombax: (IIIIIIII'm not into bondage)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do they fear you?
last_lombax: (I was making snow lomaxes. I swear!)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-18 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The Morning War and attack on Eden Prime? Can you tell me about those?
last_lombax: (You've got to be kidding me)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-21 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like typical Anti-Robot propaganda. Sorry but with the war, the Geth were in the right. You have a right to exist and I think you do have souls. I'm glad you won. And your Creators sound like jerks.

As for the Eden Prime thing, blaming the whole of the few is a bastard move. It's stupid. This Council obviously doesn't like robots either. Again, anti-robot propaganda. It's all bullshit.
last_lombax: (Even in the snow I'm a sexy bastard)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-23 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I got to admit, that's big of you guys. Grudges just aren't worth it in the end. At least maybe one day the organics will wise up and stop being judgmental pricks.

Until then, I can totally be your friend.
last_lombax: (you know me. Mr Big Guns here)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-30 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad. Just know you can count of this Lombax, Legion.