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Legion ([personal profile] ihadahole) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-04-16 02:15 am

Program #1 [video]

[The good thing about being a machine is that it doesn't take long for Legion to figure out the little communication device. For a moment after the video comes on, the flaps around the eyelight move, flaring out before drawing in close to the light. It looks completely unperturbed by the water dripping off his frame. When it finally speaks, its voice is noticeably mechanical.]

Current location unknown. Shepard-Commander, requesting your assistance.

...Shepard-Commander? Garrus Vakarian?

[He pauses for barely a second before continuing.]

If there is anyone that can hear this, we appear to be out of communication range with our squad. Requesting location data and information on how we have come to be in this place. There is no missing data from our database, suggesting that we have potentially lost recent memory files and have been rebooted from a previous archival copy.

There is currently no known location in the galaxy that matches the description of our current location. Our current hypothesis is that this is an unknown colony, though there has been no news on the extranet about a new colony. More data is required to extrapolate on our hypothesis.

[Another pause.]

We are willing to exchange data or favors for more information pertaining to our current whereabouts. We are especially interested in data on how to return to our previous location.
bufudine: (the AI who became human :|)

video

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-16 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[A new arrival? So early in the month? How bizarre.

Serph doesn't know a good number of the words mentioned, but he gets the gist. He swaps from his usual voice reply to video.]


This is Vatheon, a world different from your own. Many of us have been taken from our worlds, but none know how to return.
bufudine: (all that there is :|)

video

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-16 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Space? Planet? Serph shakes his head.]

The only ship here is unusable.

[A pause.]

Please show me your surroundings. I have a booklet containing general information of Vatheon.
bufudine: (hey. a naked girl :|)

video -> action FOREVER

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-17 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[A nod.]

I will be there shortly.

[ ACTION ]

[And so he is! It isn't hard to spot the newcomer, given their distinctive appearance. Serph makes sure he's within the newcomer's line of sight before he approaches and holds out a brochure. The information regarding fairies is crossed out. Who needs proper greetings anyway?]
bufudine: (hey. a naked girl :|)

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-18 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good. For once, someone who's willing to give his brochure back.

Serph gives a nod in acknowledgement.]


If you need help in the future, contact me.

[...Oh right. Not everyone knows who he is.]

My name is Serph. I am one of the leaders of the Defense Force here.
bufudine: (cock goes WHERE? :|)

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-19 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[He notes the "we", but doesn't comment.]

The city is unpredictable. There have been situations that have threatened the safety of residents. We exist to better deal with them.
bufudine: (haven't heard of you :|)

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-20 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Serph nods.]

What skills do you have?

[ooc: OOCly, all you need to do is fill in the form here.]
bufudine: (smells like Bat poop :|)

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-25 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He's making a mental note of all this. Also, perhaps now is a good time to bring up that "we" stuff.]

Are you speaking as the leader of a group?
last_lombax: (you know me. Mr Big Guns here)

Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Ratchet smiles wide at the camera. A robot! YES!]

Hey there! I'm Ratchet. Welcome to Vatheon.
last_lombax: (Even in the snow I'm a sexy bastard)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you Legion. Oh, I'm a Lombax. Probably haven't heard of my species since we're pretty much extinct. Only two of us left.
last_lombax: (I'm listening...maybe.)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. Really the rest of us are in some other dimension but there's no way to get them back that I know of so...yeah.

Anyway. You're in Vatheon and as far as we know, it might be in another dimension separate from all our universes. And we can't leave.
last_lombax: (Turning my back on the world)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
The way it was explained to me is existance is made up of an infinite number of dimensions. And with the right equipment you can access these dimensions. Think of it like each dimension is like a planet. And with different galaxies, there are many planets right? So is the universe with dimensions.
last_lombax: (You've got to be kidding me)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Um...okay. You know how shapes and dimensions, right? Like different sides? Well existance has them too. Many different sides and each side is a completely different universe. So my universe, yours, and the one this city is in are all different sides of the same shape.
last_lombax: (Don't ever mention crotchatizers again)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that.
last_lombax: (IIIIIIII'm not into bondage)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's not true. My best pal Clank's a robot and he understood it.
last_lombax: (you know me. Mr Big Guns here)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I do. He was my first friend and my best friend.
last_lombax: (I was making snow lomaxes. I swear!)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's stupid. Where I'm from robots and organics live together as equals. Sure, there are some organics that don't like robots and vice versa but we all get along mostly.
last_lombax: (IIIIIIII'm not into bondage)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-16 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do they fear you?
last_lombax: (I was making snow lomaxes. I swear!)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-18 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The Morning War and attack on Eden Prime? Can you tell me about those?
last_lombax: (You've got to be kidding me)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-21 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like typical Anti-Robot propaganda. Sorry but with the war, the Geth were in the right. You have a right to exist and I think you do have souls. I'm glad you won. And your Creators sound like jerks.

As for the Eden Prime thing, blaming the whole of the few is a bastard move. It's stupid. This Council obviously doesn't like robots either. Again, anti-robot propaganda. It's all bullshit.
last_lombax: (Even in the snow I'm a sexy bastard)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-23 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I got to admit, that's big of you guys. Grudges just aren't worth it in the end. At least maybe one day the organics will wise up and stop being judgmental pricks.

Until then, I can totally be your friend.
last_lombax: (you know me. Mr Big Guns here)

Re: Video

[personal profile] last_lombax 2012-04-30 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad. Just know you can count of this Lombax, Legion.
unkindness: (explaining things)

[personal profile] unkindness 2012-04-16 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[You have pinged Seven.]

If you cannot contact your companions using this device, it is likely they are not present.

This settlement is called Vatheon. So far, attempts to return to wherever we were brought from have proven that to be impossible, at least at will. If this is indeed a colony, it is one of an unknown power.
unkindness: (Default)

[personal profile] unkindness 2012-04-17 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
There is an active force field around the island that repels all attempts to escape it. My own attempts at establishing subspace communications have also failed.