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Legion ([personal profile] ihadahole) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-04-16 02:15 am

Program #1 [video]

[The good thing about being a machine is that it doesn't take long for Legion to figure out the little communication device. For a moment after the video comes on, the flaps around the eyelight move, flaring out before drawing in close to the light. It looks completely unperturbed by the water dripping off his frame. When it finally speaks, its voice is noticeably mechanical.]

Current location unknown. Shepard-Commander, requesting your assistance.

...Shepard-Commander? Garrus Vakarian?

[He pauses for barely a second before continuing.]

If there is anyone that can hear this, we appear to be out of communication range with our squad. Requesting location data and information on how we have come to be in this place. There is no missing data from our database, suggesting that we have potentially lost recent memory files and have been rebooted from a previous archival copy.

There is currently no known location in the galaxy that matches the description of our current location. Our current hypothesis is that this is an unknown colony, though there has been no news on the extranet about a new colony. More data is required to extrapolate on our hypothesis.

[Another pause.]

We are willing to exchange data or favors for more information pertaining to our current whereabouts. We are especially interested in data on how to return to our previous location.
bufudine: (hey. a naked girl :|)

video -> action FOREVER

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-17 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[A nod.]

I will be there shortly.

[ ACTION ]

[And so he is! It isn't hard to spot the newcomer, given their distinctive appearance. Serph makes sure he's within the newcomer's line of sight before he approaches and holds out a brochure. The information regarding fairies is crossed out. Who needs proper greetings anyway?]
bufudine: (hey. a naked girl :|)

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-18 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good. For once, someone who's willing to give his brochure back.

Serph gives a nod in acknowledgement.]


If you need help in the future, contact me.

[...Oh right. Not everyone knows who he is.]

My name is Serph. I am one of the leaders of the Defense Force here.
bufudine: (cock goes WHERE? :|)

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-19 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[He notes the "we", but doesn't comment.]

The city is unpredictable. There have been situations that have threatened the safety of residents. We exist to better deal with them.
bufudine: (haven't heard of you :|)

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-20 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Serph nods.]

What skills do you have?

[ooc: OOCly, all you need to do is fill in the form here.]
bufudine: (smells like Bat poop :|)

[personal profile] bufudine 2012-04-25 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He's making a mental note of all this. Also, perhaps now is a good time to bring up that "we" stuff.]

Are you speaking as the leader of a group?