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[bethehugejerk]

CONSIDERING THE COURSE OF EVENTS IN RELATION TO THE CURRENT CURSE
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST TO MAKE WHAT USE OF IT THERE CAN BE
SO CONSIDER THIS A SORT OF PSA.
IF YOU'VE GOT STUFF ON YOUR CHEST INVOLVING ME, NOW IS PROBABLY THE TIME TO TALK AND UNLOAD IT.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FILTERING MESSAGES UNLESS YOU WANT ANY EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS TO BE FREE TO THE PROBING SIGHT ORGANS OF WHOSOEVER WANTS TO PEEP ON PRIVATE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS.
ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO USE THIS AS AN ATTEMPT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF ME WILL RECEIVE ZERO ANSWER, AND FUCK YOU FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
OTHERWISE HAVE AT IT, ASSHOLES.

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but you do not WANT me to shut up forever
do you?
you LIKE me :)

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[bethehugejerk]

ONLY IN THE MOST MINIMAL SENSE.
EXCEPT YOU ARE A SURPRISINGLY GOOD FRIEND AND THERE WAS THE TIME I COMPLIMENTED YOUR BUTT AT A PARTY.

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[bethehugejerk]

FUCK
I WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME, I WASN'T THINKING.

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[bethehugejerk]

BECAUSE THE PUNCH WAS SPIKED!

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.......okay yeah
i think this is a good place to stop talking
sorry

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[bethehugejerk]

[FUCK. Again. Karkat spends a long moment with face in palm, then tries texting her back - this time thoroughly filtered.]

JADE, JUST LISTEN
PLEASE
PRETTY POLITE EARTH PLEASE.
IT WAS MONTHS AGO, I WAS LONELY, AND I DID NOT REALIZE THAT ABOUT THE PUNCH UNTIL LATER
AND IT DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE IN THE END ANYWAY.
IT WAS JUST PAST ME BEING A DUMBASS AS USUAL.
AND NO IT DOES NOT MEAN I LIKE YOU LIKE THAT
I MEAN
THE QUADRANT WAS OPEN AT THE TIME BUT
NOT EVERYTHING MEANT SOMETHING THAT NIGHT!
LIKE JOHN TOUCHING MY BUTT, THAT DIDN'T, THOUGH THE PART WHERE I MADE OUT WITH ERIDAN DID.
...
WHICH YOU DID NOT NEED TO HEAR, EVER, OH MY FUCK.
IT WAS A STUPID DRUNK OBSERVATION AND I'M SORRY I MADE YOU FEEL AWKWARD
AND FURTHERMORE THAT I CANNOT SEEM TO KEEP MY FINGERS FROM TYPING DUMB THINGS.