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[bethehugejerk]

CONSIDERING THE COURSE OF EVENTS IN RELATION TO THE CURRENT CURSE
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST TO MAKE WHAT USE OF IT THERE CAN BE
SO CONSIDER THIS A SORT OF PSA.
IF YOU'VE GOT STUFF ON YOUR CHEST INVOLVING ME, NOW IS PROBABLY THE TIME TO TALK AND UNLOAD IT.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FILTERING MESSAGES UNLESS YOU WANT ANY EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS TO BE FREE TO THE PROBING SIGHT ORGANS OF WHOSOEVER WANTS TO PEEP ON PRIVATE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS.
ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO USE THIS AS AN ATTEMPT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF ME WILL RECEIVE ZERO ANSWER, AND FUCK YOU FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
OTHERWISE HAVE AT IT, ASSHOLES.

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[bethehugejerk]

THEN YOU'RE A PERVERT WHO HITS ON SIX SWEEP OLDS.
I AM SURE TAVROS IS JUST BEAMING WITH PRIDE THAT HE HAS AN ANCESTOR WHO DOES SHIT LIKE THAT.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW MY SELF-HATRED COMPLEX MAKES IT HARD TO TAKE COMPLIMENTS.

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[rebull]

1 WON'T DENY BE1NG A PERVERT, bUT 1 HAVE MY STANDARDS.
yOU QU1CKLY BECAME CUTE WHEN 1 FOUND OUT YOUR AGE.
aNYTH1NG FROM THAT PO1NT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES.

sELF HATRED.
yEAH, f1GURED YOU HAD SOME PRETTY TERR1BULL SELF ACCEPT1NG 1SSUES, k1NDA OBV1OUS.
dOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T LEARN FROM THEM THOUGH.

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[bethehugejerk]

[Oh god damnit. Filtering.]

I AM NOT FUCKING CUTE, JACKASS.
I HATE BEING CALLED ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME SOUND WEAK.
AND GOD DAMNIT THIS WHOLE THING IS STUPID AND EMBARRASSING, I NEVER SHOULD HAVE EVEN ANSWERED YOU.
BUT IF YOU REALLY GIVE SUCH A FAT TURD ABOUT MY ISSUES, I AM DEALING WITH THEM, ALRIGHT?
AND NOT WITH YOU.

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[rebull]

eXPLA1N WHY CUTE 1S WEAK.

tHAT'S GOOD THEN,
1'M REALLY HAPPY YOU'RE DEAL1NG W1TH THEM.
1T'S REALLY 1MPORTANT TO ACCEPT YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU ARE,
1 KNOW 1 DON'T.

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[rebull]

[...Er wait. No.]

dO.
1 MEANT DO.

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[bethehugejerk]

WOAH, SERIOUSLY?
HERE I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY HAD THE SELF CONFIDENCE THING DOWN, COMPARED TO THE WAY TAVROS ACTS.

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yOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN?
fLY1NG 1S FUN.
1 SHOULD GO DO,
uH,
tHAT.
tHE FLY1NG 1 MEAN.

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[bethehugejerk]

YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU GO DO THAT.
PURPOSE OF THE POST ASIDE, I'M NOT GOING TO PRY INTO YOUR ISSUES
PLUS IT GIVES ME A CHANCE TO AVOID TALKING ABOUT MINE.
WHICH IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY JUST NOW, DAMNIT, BUT GO AHEAD AND GO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO CONFESSING MORE THINGS, YOURSELF.

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[rebull]

1 W1LL.
bUT 1 MEAN WHAT 1 SAY WHEN 1 SAY,
1'M HAPPY YOU'RE F1GUR1NG TH1NGS OUT AND GROW1NG UP AS A TROLL.
}:)

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[bethehugejerk]

JUST SHUT UP AND GO FLY.

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[rebull]

oKAY.

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[bethehugejerk]

LATER.
I'M JEALOUS THAT YOU CAN FLY, THOUGH.

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[bethehugejerk]

DAMNIT, WHY AM I STILL TALKING.

[Click!]

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[rebull]

[Click on again, because CUTE.]

cOULD TAKE YOU W1TH ME SOMET1ME?
1T'S REALLY FUN.

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[bethehugejerk]

NO FUCKING THANK YOU!

[Click, damnit.]

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[rebull]

[What happens when an unstoppable force means an indestructible wall?]

[Click!]

yOU SUUUUUURE?

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[bethehugejerk]

YES, I AM SURE, YOU PERSISTENT ASSHAT
BECAUSE I WOULD SPEND MOST OF THE TRIP GLARING AT YOUR HORNS.

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[rebull]

nOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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[bethehugejerk]

FUCK.
FUCK FUCKING FUCK.
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK, SHITHEAD?

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[rebull]

1 DO.

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[bethehugejerk]

YOU'RE LYING.

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[rebull]

aND YOU'RE CHANG1NG THE SUBJECT.

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[bethehugejerk]

AND YOU'RE STILL BEING PURPOSEFULLY OBTUSE ABOUT THE ISSUE.
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I HAVE A SELF-LOATHING COMPLEX AND INSECURITY ABOUT MY SHORT HORNS IS PART OF

[That's it, he gives up. CLICK!]