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[bethehugejerk]

CONSIDERING THE COURSE OF EVENTS IN RELATION TO THE CURRENT CURSE
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST TO MAKE WHAT USE OF IT THERE CAN BE
SO CONSIDER THIS A SORT OF PSA.
IF YOU'VE GOT STUFF ON YOUR CHEST INVOLVING ME, NOW IS PROBABLY THE TIME TO TALK AND UNLOAD IT.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FILTERING MESSAGES UNLESS YOU WANT ANY EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS TO BE FREE TO THE PROBING SIGHT ORGANS OF WHOSOEVER WANTS TO PEEP ON PRIVATE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS.
ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO USE THIS AS AN ATTEMPT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF ME WILL RECEIVE ZERO ANSWER, AND FUCK YOU FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
OTHERWISE HAVE AT IT, ASSHOLES.

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[420]

DoEs iT GoTtA Be sO FuCkIn dIfFeReNt?
I DoN'T ReAlLy aLl gEt tHiS StUfF.
BuT ErIdAn sAiD DaTeS ArE ImPoRtAnT.
AnD YoU ArE WaY InTo aLl tHaT RoMaNtIc sHiT.

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[bethehugejerk]

THERE OUGHT TO BE SOMETHING THAT MARKS IT AS A DATE BEYOND A SIMPLE NAME, THOUGH.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF ROMANCE.
LIKE
I DON'T KNOW
MAYBE A FEELINGS JAM.

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[420]

YoU KnOw i'm aLwAyS DoWn wItH JaMmIn oUr fEeLiNgS.
I JuSt wAnNa dO FuCkIn rIgHt bY YoU.
SoMeTiMeS It aLl fEeLs lIkE I AiN'T DoInG EnOuGh.

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[bethehugejerk]

IF SOMETHING COMES UP THAT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, I'LL GO TO YOU
BUT I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT THIS IS PRETTY LOW MAINTENANCE.

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[420]

HaHa, I GuEsS I CaN AlL GeT ThAt aFtEr eRiDaN.
I JuSt wAnNa hElP YoU GeT YoUr hApPy oN, aIgHt?
AnD It dOn't fEeL FaIr iF YoU ArE ThE OnLy oNe hElPiNg mE
FrOm wHaT MoThErFuCkIn tIgHt sPoTs i lIkE To bE LaNdInG My nOoK In.

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FOR ALL I WAS DEVOTED TO BEING HIS MOIRAIL AT THAT TIME, HE WAS STRESSFUL AS FUCK SOMETIMES.
MAKES ME GLAD YOU LISTEN A LOT MORE READILY THAN HIM.
BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.
IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN FORCE MYSELF TO HAVE ISSUES FOR YOU TO HELP WITH
I'VE GOT ENOUGH OF THEM TO BEGIN WITH.

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AiN'T GoTtA ThAnK Me, BrO. gOtTa tHaNk wAtArU.
He uP AnD TaUgHt mE To lIsTeN.
HaD AlL ThE HaRsHeSt sTaRe, My gOoD MoThErFuCkEr dId hAvE.
AnYwAy lEt mE HeLp wItH ThAt sTuFf tOo, AiGhT?
EvEn iF I CaN'T LiKe tO Be fIxIn sTuFf, I CaN LiStEn.

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[bethehugejerk]

SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT I DUMPED THE RESPONSIBILITY OF DEALING WITH YOU ON HIM.

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He wAnTeD It.
I WaNtEd hIm tO GoT It.
It's cHiLl.
It aLl fUcKiN WoRkEd oUt, DiDn't iT?

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... AND THAT WAS THE CURSE DRAGGING THAT OUT OF ME
BUT I SHOULD PROBABLY LET IT AROUND YOU.
IT DID WORK OUT IN THE END, YEAH
AND I AM GLAD YOU TWO HAD THE MOIRALLEGIANCE YOU DID.
IT'S JUST
I'M ALWAYS GOING TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW I HANDLED THAT WHOLE THING.

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ToLd yOu yOu aIn't gOtTa.
...
MaYbE We sHoUlD JaM PrOpEr aBoUt tHiS SoMe tImE.
YoU AlWaYs dO ThAt, BrO. bLaMe tHiNgS On yOuRsElF.
It wOrRiEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR.

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[bethehugejerk]

OKAY.
OFFICIALLY APPEND TO THE DATE PLAN: FEELINGS JAM IN SOME KIND OF PILE.
BLAMING MYSELF FOR SHIT IS NOT GOING TO GO AWAY SOON
BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON SOME OF THAT WITH THE SIGNLESS'S HELP.
...
NOT THAT I'M REFUSING YOURS, NOT BY ANY MEANS
BUT AS I HAVE INCREASINGLY REALIZED, HE IS A LOT LIKE AN EARTH DAD TO ME.

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It's cOoL.
AiN'T NoThInG WrOnG WiTh hAvInG GoT MoRe bRoS To fUcKiN DePeNd oN At.
BeSiDeS.
DaRkLeEr iS ThE SaMe wAy.

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[bethehugejerk]

FINE FOR YOU.
BUT NO MATTER HOW NICE ANYONE ELSE CLAIMS HE IS, I CAN'T SEE MYSELF EVER FORGIVING HIM.

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[420]

I KnOw. I AiN'T AsKiN YoU To.
YoU EvEr wAnNa aLl uP CoMe oVeR AnD HaNg,
YoU JuSt tElL Me aNd i mAkE SuRe tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR Is gOnE.
I JuSt aIn't wAnT HiM To bE AlL FuCkIn aLoNe.
It's aChInG To bE AlOnE.

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[bethehugejerk]

CAN WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT AWAY FROM HIM?

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[420]

HoW AbOuT OuR DaTe?
WhAt tHe fUcK YoU WaNnA AlL Do eXcEpT JaM?
I NeVeR BeEn oN A DaTe bEfOrE.
ExCePt wItH EqUiUs.
BuT We jUsT Up aNd mAdE OuT A BuNcH.

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[bethehugejerk]

DINNER?
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WOULD WANT TO EAT SOMEPLACE ELSE THOUGH, SINCE YOUR COOKING IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
THOUGH I AM UNCOMFORTABLY CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR MAKEOUTS WITH EQUIUS AFTER WHAT THE SIGNLESS TOLD ME YOU TOLD HIM.

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[bethehugejerk]

NOT THAT
WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT
EVER.

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[420]

I CoUlD MaKe yOu gRuB.
ThAt's wHaT ThE MoThErFuCkErS AlL In yOuR MoViEs dO RiGhT?
AnD
YoU EvEr tHiNkInG AbOuT PaIlInG EqUiUs?

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[woah woah WOAH]

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[420]

FuCk.
WaS GoNnA SaY WaTcH SoMe fUcKiN MoViEs.
NoT
NoT ThAt.
EvEn tHoUgH I KiNdA WaNnA FuCkIn kNoW NoW.

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[bethehugejerk]

I JUST SAID WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT!
YES I HAVE THOUGH I TOLD HIM I WON'T BE READY UNTIL WE'RE OLDER!

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[bethehugejerk]

NOT THAT
UH

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[bethehugejerk]

WOW THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING
THOUGH IT WOULD BE WORSE IF I ADMITTED I'M CURIOUS HOW YOU KNEW ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE THE SIGNLESS WORRIED ABOUT SIZE CONCERNS.