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caughtinanetwork2012-01-11 09:08 am
bethehugejerk) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-01-11 09:08 am
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CONSIDERING THE COURSE OF EVENTS IN RELATION TO THE CURRENT CURSE
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST TO MAKE WHAT USE OF IT THERE CAN BE
SO CONSIDER THIS A SORT OF PSA.
IF YOU'VE GOT STUFF ON YOUR CHEST INVOLVING ME, NOW IS PROBABLY THE TIME TO TALK AND UNLOAD IT.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FILTERING MESSAGES UNLESS YOU WANT ANY EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS TO BE FREE TO THE PROBING SIGHT ORGANS OF WHOSOEVER WANTS TO PEEP ON PRIVATE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS.
ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO USE THIS AS AN ATTEMPT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF ME WILL RECEIVE ZERO ANSWER, AND FUCK YOU FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
OTHERWISE HAVE AT IT, ASSHOLES.
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST TO MAKE WHAT USE OF IT THERE CAN BE
SO CONSIDER THIS A SORT OF PSA.
IF YOU'VE GOT STUFF ON YOUR CHEST INVOLVING ME, NOW IS PROBABLY THE TIME TO TALK AND UNLOAD IT.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FILTERING MESSAGES UNLESS YOU WANT ANY EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS TO BE FREE TO THE PROBING SIGHT ORGANS OF WHOSOEVER WANTS TO PEEP ON PRIVATE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS.
ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO USE THIS AS AN ATTEMPT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF ME WILL RECEIVE ZERO ANSWER, AND FUCK YOU FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
OTHERWISE HAVE AT IT, ASSHOLES.
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FOR ALL I CAN TELL YOU ALL HAVE SHITTY TASTE.
BUT I CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR FEELING THAT WAY ABOUT THE REST
AFTER WHAT'S HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE RECENTLY I'D FEEL PRETTY SHITTY, TOO.
JUST TRUST ME ON THE MAIN POINT, SINCE I WOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT SHIT IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT
AND USUALLY I DON'T MAKE OFFERS LIKE THAT SO OPENLY IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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okay
thank you karkitty
youve b33n furry nice about all of this
sorry i havent b33n better about it
being here is really hard right now
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AND DAMNIT I WISH I COULD FILTER WHAT THIS STUPID CURSE MAKES ME SAY.
JUST
DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
I HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME ABSOLUTE SHIT BEFORE, QUADRANT DRAMA AND DEATHS AND STRESS OF MORE KINDS THAN I CARE TO COUNT
SO I'M NOT GOING TO BE A DICK TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE GOING THROUGH IT.
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but i dont think you have to worry about efur being lonely
none of us would let you be
i mean we purrobably dont even leave you any alone time even if you do want it
:((
okay
that does help
you not being a dick about it i mean
not that you had to go through it too
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I AM A FUCKING MAGNET FOR INTERRUPTIONS.
AT LEAST WE HAVE SEPARATE HIVES NOW, BECAUSE HOLY FUCK WAS THAT LAB ANNOYING.
I GOT WHAT YOU MEAN THOUGH.
YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH TO GO THROUGH WITHOUT ME PLAYING ASSHOLE.
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even if i dont like being underwater
but tavros has a furry nice hive at least
you can be one again when im f33ling better okay?
whenefur that is
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AND TRUST ME, I RETURN TO ASSHOLISHNESS LIKE CLOCKWORK.
MAY THAT CHANCE COME SOONER THAN LATER
WHICH IS MY WAY OF SAYING I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON SINCE I'M TOO SHY TO SAY IT DIRECTLY.
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he took me to the beach
and sometimes i go up there to hunt
though really its fur when i n33d time on my own
uhm
well anyway yes i hope you can go back to being an asshole to me soon too
beclaws i know its just how you show you care
aww thats so sw33t karkitty
thank you
i think i do f33l a little better now
or at least remembering this talk will help me f33l better later fur sure
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WHATEVER, YOU GET THE POINT.
AND I'LL TRY TO UH
KEEP MY MATESPRIT IN CHECK FOR A WHILE
SO YOU DON'T FEEL TOO AWKWARD WHILE YOU'RE STILL GETTING USED TO THINGS.
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but yes i know exactly what you mean :33
uhm
no its okay
it looks like he pities you furry much
so its really nice of you to offer that but just be happy with him okay??
i dont think anything can hurt me as much as losing equius did anyway right now
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IF YOU'RE SURE ABOUT IT, FINE.
THOUGH I'M STILL SHY ABOUT FLUSHED AFFECTION ON MY OWN.
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AND REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU SAY, THIS CURSE IS STILL COMPLETELY DUMB.
IS THIS ALL WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT, BECAUSE I AM GETTING TO MY THRESHOLD OF HOW MANY AWKWARD UNCONTROLLABLE ADMISSIONS OF EMBARRASSING CRAP I CAN TAKE.
JUST TRY TO FOCUS ON POSITIVE STUFF
DO MORE INSIPID ROLEPLAY WITH TAVROS, HUNT THINGS ON THE ISLAND, I DON'T KNOW.
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and yes im sure
well i think a lot of people would be
just be yourself with him
beclaws he obviously like you furry furry much just as you are
h33h33 no im starting to like it now XPP
but okay ill stop bothering you so you dont say anything else that you dont want to
and yes ill do lots of that
purrhaps have a tea purrty
you can come too if you like!
if tavros doesnt mind having guests
he called me purrty today you know it was really sw33t of him!
...okay yes about not talking anymore
*ac zips up her mouth*
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AND SCREW YOU FOR ENJOYING MY INCREMENTAL HUMILIATION.
I'M NOT COMING TO ANY STUPID TEA PARTY EITHER
AND I WILL BE TEMPTED NEITHER BY BEGGING NOR PROMISES OF BAKED GOODS.
YOU AND TAVROS ENJOY THAT TOGETHER LIKE YOU DO YOUR OTHER WRIGGLER GAMES
AS I HAVE ZERO INCLINATION TO PLAY INTRUDING THIRD WHEEL TO WHATEVER FALTERING COMPLIMENT EXCHANGES YOU TWO INITIATE.
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and im not enjoying it i was only teasing you ://
purreaaase karkitty
he only said it beclaws he was cursed i think
i will get the yummiest cakes and sw33ts if you come!!
really really i purromise
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SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
AND I JUST TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T BE SWAYED BY THAT SORT OF PETTY BRIBERY.
WHICH WAS A LIE BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY TEMPTED.
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SHIT.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO ROLEPLAY ABOUT THE WHOLE THING I'M NOT COMING.
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yay!
no rawrpurrlaying i purromise!
just a tea purrty
with cake and sweet buns and cookies and cupcakes and muffins and lots more things!
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FINE!
BUT JUST ONCE.
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thank you karkitty :33
then ill s33 you soon!
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JUST LET ME KNOW AHEAD OF TIME WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE.
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dont worry i will!
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BUT IF THAT'S EVERYTHING, I'M HANGING UP.
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afurter that you can hang up
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LATER.
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