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[bethehugejerk]

CONSIDERING THE COURSE OF EVENTS IN RELATION TO THE CURRENT CURSE
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST TO MAKE WHAT USE OF IT THERE CAN BE
SO CONSIDER THIS A SORT OF PSA.
IF YOU'VE GOT STUFF ON YOUR CHEST INVOLVING ME, NOW IS PROBABLY THE TIME TO TALK AND UNLOAD IT.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FILTERING MESSAGES UNLESS YOU WANT ANY EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS TO BE FREE TO THE PROBING SIGHT ORGANS OF WHOSOEVER WANTS TO PEEP ON PRIVATE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS.
ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO USE THIS AS AN ATTEMPT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF ME WILL RECEIVE ZERO ANSWER, AND FUCK YOU FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
OTHERWISE HAVE AT IT, ASSHOLES.

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[bethehugejerk]

[A short while later--]

OH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
HOLY SHIT
YOU
IS THIS REAL?
DOES THIS REALLY FUCKING WORK???
OH MY FREAKING FUCK.

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[hexywitch]

Yes, it's real. I've already tested it. Please enjoy it.

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[bethehugejerk]

HOW LONG DO THE EFFECTS LAST?
BE PRECISE, I NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN SAFETY.
CAN YOU MAKE MORE IF I RUN OUT EVENTUALLY?
JEGUS CHRIST YOU ARE THE BEST EARTH HUMAN SISTER EVER.

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[hexywitch]

About an hour. You'll begin to feel it wearing off slowly, it won't happen all at once.

I can make as much as you like. Any time. I gave some to Gamzee, too.

I thought it might make you happy. All three of you.

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[bethehugejerk]

I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
JUST
HOLY FUCK, WOW.
THANK YOU.
SERIOUSLY.

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[hexywitch]

You're welcome.

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[bethehugejerk]

HAVE YOU TOLD HIM YOU GAVE US THIS?
IF YOU HAVEN'T, DON'T
BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE.

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[hexywitch]

I haven't.

I wanted it to be a surprise too.

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[bethehugejerk]

FUCK YES.
OKAY, GOING TO END THIS HERE SO I CAN PLAN OUT HOW TO SURPRISE HIM WITH HIS.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO GET PUNCHED IN MY LIFE.
...
WHICH PROBABLY SOUNDS WEIRD TO A HUMAN, BUT OH FUCKING WELL.
TALK TO YOU LATER, LILY.

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[hexywitch]

He's your kismesis. I understand as much as it's possible for me to, I think.

Have a good time, Karkat.

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[bethehugejerk]

THAT'S COUNTER INTUITIVE TO THE POINT, BUT I'LL TAKE IT IN THE SPIRIT INTENDED.
THANKS AGAIN, SERIOUSLY.

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