17: This is even better than reality TV.

[scaresplants]

[There's the sound of laughter. It's not exactly happy laughter, or the type of laughter that you have when somebody tells you a really funny story. In fact, it seems to have reached the point where it is exactly directed at everyone else.]

[The screen finally turns on, showing a particular demon grinning at the camera in the tidy location of  a bar. Anthony J. Crowley is laughing at your misfortune, Vatheonites.]

Wow. Wow, this curse is priceless, isn't it? Just seeing all you people squirm when the truth is out...really, you make it easy to tell which confessions are the truth and which are not based on your reactions.

Ooh, and we've got some love confessions in there too! I have to say, watching all of these love triangles and squares and other polygonal figures is probably the best entertainment that I've had in the last several years.

[He snickers slightly, before taking a sip of wine.] And count my lucky stars, I honestly think the curse has passed over me. Haven't had the need to confess anything the last couple of days. Finally this place does something right.

[A pause as his smile widens.] So, don't be shy. Let all your secrets out to me. I'll have you know that I'm actually a pretty honest guy.

[...Wait a second. For a brief second, his smile falters. That wasn't exactly what he was meaning to say. But the smile is back as if nothing happened. Crowley is a pretty hard guy to read, after all.]

So, how about it?

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[scaresplants]

[No.]

[NO. HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD.]

I-it's the bloody curse! I didn't mean that!

[not_heavens_adam]

[Is that amusement on his face? Yes. Yes, it is.]

I like this curse.

It's okay, Crowley~ I like kissing you too.

[scaresplants]

[FACE IN HANDS, MAN. FACE. IN. HANDS.]

...Bugger off. I don't need this.

[not_heavens_adam]

[He sticks his tongue out, playfully and winks.]

Whatever you say, dearest~

[scaresplants]

Shut up, Johnny. I'm not your dearest of anything.

[Downing another glass of wine, don't mind him. CLEARLY STAYING IN THIS BAR WILL PROTECT ME FROM VAMPIRES.]

[not_heavens_adam]

Ooooh...I don't about that~

You're my dearest of demons~ I can, honestly, say I have never been so fascinated with another demon.

[SOOOO AMUSED~~~]

[scaresplants]

Demons aren't dear. That's like calling crows white. It just isn't possible.

[A huff.] And I'm not fascinated with you except I am, a little.

[FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU]

[not_heavens_adam]

[KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE]

Hmm~ What can I say? I like impossible things.

I'm flattered, don't worry, I won't let it go to my head~

[scaresplants]

Are you going to leave me alone or are you going to slobber at the camera like I'm some tasty dish you want to have?

You have a big head as it is, Johnny.

[not_heavens_adam]

Well....you are a tasty dish...I wouldn't mind a taste~

Hmm~? Can't say that's the first time I've heard that. Oh well.

[scaresplants]

Think of your diet, vampire. I pack a little too much energy for your liking.

It's the truth. You're incredibly full of yourself. Almost as much as me, and that is saying something.

[not_heavens_adam]

I did say a 'taste'~

I've had over five hundred years...there's bound to be some self-confidence issues lost along the way.

[scaresplants]

Hey, it's as bad as licking some of the icing off the cake. Still isn't good for you.

You're a kid compared to me. I'm well over one thousand. Somewhere up there in the six thousand range, really. I was working way before you were born.

[not_heavens_adam]

I always work out after having sweets~

Ohh~ An older man~! I feel like a schoolgirl with a crush~

[scaresplants]

I'd rather it be that you don't eat the sweets in the first place.

Oh go, Sa, someone, don't say that. Now I'll never get that mental image out of my head.

[not_heavens_adam]

How sweet of you to worry about my health~

I don't know how good I'd look in a skirt, but I'd be willing to give it a try for you~

[scaresplants]

I'm not worrying about your health, don't flatter yourself.

Please don't. I don't think I would be able to use my eyes after that.

[not_heavens_adam]

Hmm...

You could always take the skirt off to make me stop wearing it...~

[Enjoy that smirk...it's suggestive.]

[scaresplants]

...

No. Keep it on. I'll just turn it into a kilt. The Scots wear kilts, you know.

[STOP IT JOHNNY >B(]

[not_heavens_adam]

I know~

Kilts do look good on certain people.

[Naaawww. Now he's having too much fun. Brb, talking and walking at the same time.]

[scaresplants]

Probably not on you.

[SO OBLIVIOUS only wine now yes.]

[not_heavens_adam]

Maybe not. I think I look better in nothing at all~

[Whelp. Don't mind as he turns off the SFC and walks in.

Have some company.]

[scaresplants]

Oi, don't flatter yourse-

[He lifts his head towards the door and freezes.]

[What to do what to do LET US PUT ALL THESE WINE BOTTLES IN FRONT OF US ON THE COUNTER SO NOBODY CAN SEE YES that is the best plan ever.]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Sorry, no. Even if he couldn't see you, he can smeeelll you~

Enjoy this hug from behind~!]

Hello, Crow~ley!

[scaresplants]

Erk!

[Crowley wished that he could somehow go back in time and throw the person who invented the hug off a cliff. It was such a pathetic and awkward gesture, really.]

Bugger off!