experiment 23 || actually normal video for once.

[patchworkdoctor]

_{[Stein's sitting at his desk, leaning back in his chair. he's got a squitty on his head, just chillin. don't ask.]}

..I don't get it. What's so bad about the truth?

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[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

How is it embarrassing for a Weapon to ask for a Meister? You're supposed to have a partner.

[video]

[singlefileplease]

Usually it's the meisters who do the asking. But I... You're right.

...Would you mind? I understand if you don't want to because of Marie, however, I don't trust you alone with her and I don't trust her alone with you and would feel much better if I could be the squeaky third wheel. That, and I'm admittedly curious to see if your ability doesn't drastically drop with a ranged weapon. [It would almost count as an ice burn if she didn't look so pathetic while saying all that.]

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

Sure.

Ranged weapons aren't usually my specialty but I'd like to try a new kind of Death Scythe out.

[video]

[singlefileplease]

R-really? [She turns bright red, and looks away awkwardly.] Thank you.

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

Sure.

You'll have to actually let me touch you.

[video]

[singlefileplease]

I. That.

...If you must, I'm not going to stop you. It's been long enough from the last time that someone with a pulse has touched me that I don't particularly care at this point.

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

You don't need oiling, do you?

...Can I take you apart once you're in Weapon form?

[video]

[singlefileplease]

No I do not need oiling! [She sounds so very outraged at the thought. Though it has truthfully been a while since she's had any good lubrication between her joints.]

And no one has ever tried to take me apart. And I'd much rather if you didn't.

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

You never know. It might increase your accuracy.

[video]

[singlefileplease]

I can shoot a target with a one millimeter margin of error at ten kilometers! Work on your aim!