experiment 23 || actually normal video for once.

[patchworkdoctor]

_{[Stein's sitting at his desk, leaning back in his chair. he's got a squitty on his head, just chillin. don't ask.]}

..I don't get it. What's so bad about the truth?

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[Video]

[last_lombax]

Some people just don't like it. Makes them have to face things they'd rather not I guess.

[a beat.]

My Dad's best friend shot me!

...Like that...

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

Most people don't.

_{[he shrugs.]}

So?

Re: [video]

[last_lombax]

How should I know why...Because I died and now I'm here!

...This is getting annoying...

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

This isn't the afterlife.

Re: [video]

[last_lombax]

I've been told that. Doesn't mean what happen at home didn't happen.

[patchworkdoctor]

No, it doesn't. What's the point of getting upset about it. You can't change it.

[last_lombax]

I'd just rather not think about it. Kind of a sore topic.

[patchworkdoctor]

Even so. There's no real reason to hide it. If you end up blurting it out, you can just ask not to talk about it.

_{[Captain Logic McSociopath doesn't see a problem here.]}

[last_lombax]

Then let's talk about something else.

Who are you anyway?

[patchworkdoctor]

Stein.

I'm a doctor. A scientist, actually.

[last_lombax]

Scientist huh? What kind of scientist?

[patchworkdoctor]

Dissections, mostly.

I'm pretty good with surgeries.

[last_lombax]

O-Oh...I see...

I'm the last of my kind in the entire universe!

[patchworkdoctor]

...... Oh yeah?

[last_lombax]

...Um...maybe...

[patchworkdoctor]

...You wouldn't mind subjecting yourself to a few experiments, would you?

The information I get could lead to the ability to clone more of your race.

[last_lombax]

[Ratchet's expression hardens quickly, green eyes glaring at you doctor. Here even seems to be a faint growl.]

No one is cloning me. Got it?

[patchworkdoctor]

_{[well that didn't work.]}

That's fine. I'm not good at it, anyways.

[last_lombax]

Oh...

Alright.

[He wasn't expecting you to give up so easily.]

...My names Ratchet.

[patchworkdoctor]

Ratchet, huh.

Would you submit to experiments?

[last_lombax]

...Depends. What kind?

[patchworkdoctor]

I'm not sure. I'd like to look inside. See how your organs are different from mine.

[last_lombax]

Wouldn't that kill me?!

[patchworkdoctor]

No. It's just like a normal surgery, except I'm not taking anything out or putting anything in. You wouldn't even notice.

[last_lombax]

And what would I get in return?