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caughtinanetwork2012-05-01 07:14 pm
unconchonable) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-05-01 07:14 pm
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wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER
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I have noooooooo idea what you could 8e talking a8out!
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wwhat the FUCK do you think youre doin
WWHAT POSSESSED YOU TO THINK YOU HAD ANY RIGHT TO DO SUCH A THING
my hair MY FUCKIN HAIR
alwways goin for the fuckin wweak spot you classless HAG wwhats next my fuckin gills my fins
im gonna rip you asunder serket just you fuckin WWAIT
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Actually that's a gr8 idea!
Next time you fall into a coma I will do just that~.
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ill string your innards across all a vvatheon dont think i fuckin wwont
this towwn needs a neww paint job and wwhat better than bitchy ass cerulean
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Don't even try to pretend otherwise.
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youre totally not evven a contest wwhen it comes to my might
you can dress your happy nook up in that gaudy orange jumpsuit all you like
wwith those pixie wwings and your poppycock about luck and wwhatevver fictional bullshit you wwanna claim to be your powwer
id STILL come out on top