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wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

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IIt ii2 good two 2ee you are doiing well, young hiighblood.

GOOD
you call this good
yes im so fuckin good so dowwnright fuckin GRAND that someone wwaltz their wworthless NOOK on ovver to my hivve and did this unforgivvable SIN to me
holy fuck your perception of life is evven more fucked than i thought

You two thiing2 twoday that you were not.
One: con2ciiou2.
Two: functiional.
Thii2 ii2 good and there are many that wiill be plea2ed by your change iin fortune.

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Pro8lem, Ampora~?

[Wait a second.... wait. A. Second.]

IT WWAS YOU WWASNT IT

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[It takes Lloyd a while to make sense of all that text, and even then, he really only has the gist. Are some of those words even words?]

can't you just die it again?

THATS NOT THE POINT
of course i can die
...
DYE it again but the vvery fact they did anythin AT FUCKIN ALL is so fuckin insultin and outright outta their place to do
NO ONE TOUCHES MY FUCKIN HAIR
NO ONE

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[text] Lloyd you are so beautifully dumb

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[text] You missed it and you know it. <3

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I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO WAKE UP THE SAME DAY AS ME, BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
ANYWAYS:
VRISKA.
THANK ME LATER BY DYING THE DUMB AS FUCK STREAK OUT OF MY HAIR WHEN YOU FIX YOURS.

oh
glad to see youre awwake and not just missin
i wwas a little wworried there but
yeah i figured it wwas her she didnt exactly do a good job in tryin to make herself seem innocent of the travvesty
though wwhat streak she dyed your hair too
that fuckin bitch shes no shame nor any fuckin self control ovver her bitchful escapades but ill be sure to fix it for ya if you really hate it

[A moment later...]

im REALLY am glad to see you awwake though
i missed you

<3

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[TEXT, filtered] presuming Feferi did because Karkat asked her to in an earlier thread

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[TEXT, filtered] are you on your phone? because I'm not getting any replies on AIM

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You guys are really serious about your hair, aren't you? Is this some kind of mortal insult for trolls?

[Flipping on the video himself. Bowing his head down enough to show how his hair is indeed without a purple streak.]

It's not a mortal insult to us trolls in general, but when I hawe a stylish as fuck streak an' someone takes adwantage of my unconsciousness and dyes it out, I take it as an insult! No one is allowed to fuckin' lay a PRONG on my hair without my permission!

[But then it strikes him that he mentioned guys.]

... So I'm guessin' Kar threw a fit about his hair as well?

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Good morning to you too!
I boug)(t you a bleac)(ing kit and some dye...
Like I told Karkat, I locked t)(e doors! So I don't know )(ow anyone got in.

oh
uh thanks fef i really appreciate that
vvriska did it so a locked door wwouldnt keep her out anywway
wwait so you came ovver wwhile i wwas passed out i mean im not surprised since ivve been gone for nearly twwo wweeks an all
but you honestly didnt havve to burden yourself wwith that

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wait someone dyed your hair
dude
why couldnt they dye mine wtf
i mean i woulnt mind a streak but jeeze

yeah and that someone wwas big fat bitchy vvris
if you wwant your hair dyed i wwouldnt mind helpin ya wwith that but right noww i got a crisis to deal wwith

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Eridan.
So, you're finally awwake.

[OH... That's right, those messages on his SFC. He had meant to get back to them, but got caught up in his crisis.]

uh
yeah
i saww your messages
i wwas goin to answwer them but i got a touch distracted
these coma things happen sometimes but uh
did you really come ovver here i mean shit i figured youd just be mad at me and not actually come ovver
also kars not a freak alright i mean
i
wwell technically hes a mutant but can you NOT fuckin insult my matesprit i mean technically youd be insultin your moirail in the same fuckin breath

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hey fishface.
ab0ut time y0u sh0wed up.
what's with every0ne falling asleep, anyway?

hey honeybreath
shut the fuck up its not like i had a fuckin choice here or anythin but the wwhole sleepin thing happens sometimes
i had it happen once before but its been a quarter of a swweep since then
they just happen wwithout any wwarnin so wwho knowws you might be next
maybe if it does happen ill be sure to spruce up your hair like vvris attempted wwith me
the stupid spider bitch

[Gosh, it's almost like she was trying to flirt with him by doing this, jeez.]

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Ooooh, somebody sounds upset. Aw, shall we host a funeral for that little purple streak of yours? I'm sure it died a hero's death.

[GRIN GRIN GRINNITY GRIN]

Shut the fuck up. It'll be resurrected so there's no need for a--funeral?

[Curious stare.]

What exactly is that?

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:33 < hi eridan!
:33 < yes karkat said youd purrobably be upset when you woke up ://
:33 < you can fix your hair though right??

wwell if anyone knowws me its him an fef and boy did he get this right
i can fix it my hair is fine but its still a pain to dye it back the right wway
before i just had to do touch ups but noww i gotta do the wwhole thing again
gotta get that wwavve i had before and evverything
AUGH vvris is SUCH a fuckin bitch yknoww

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