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[unconchonable]

wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

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[unconchonable]

you do realize fish bowwls get dirty because the fish are in contained wwaters wwhere they shit and evverythin right
otherwwise theyd be FINE
howwevver i do plan on takin a fuckin showwer dont think i dont but im not like you swweaty landfuckers
also im not makin mistakes on purpose
YOU DONT MAKE MISTAKES ON PURPOSE and a quirk isnt a mistake its a means a bein indivvidual
its a part of my culture just like bein fuckin spongeless is part a yours

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[redcladidealist]

Well don't YOU use the bathroom in your water too?

your making mistakes on purpose RIGHT NOW. I KNOW thats not how you spell those words. It's not right so its wrong. it does't make it right just because you say it is.

[Oh for the love of...]

That's because I don't NEED a sponge I take a bath with a wash cloth!

[text] Lloyd you are so beautifully dumb

[unconchonable]

maybe if youre dowwnright uncivvilized you do but evven then itd be a wwhole fuckin OCEAN compared to a tank wwith a few gallons of space
these arent mistakes these are a modified vversion a typin you bulgesucker
get the fuck ovver it because im not goin to stop
you really are fuckin retarded arent you
I DIDNT MEAN A BATHIN SPONGE i meant your fuckin brain idiot
howw the fuck do you evven knoww howw to spell or communicate AT ALL im surprised that evven basic functions like breathin isnt too complicated for your peasized think pan

[text] You missed it and you know it. <3

[redcladidealist]

your not making any sense. You live in t he water but you don't use the bathroom there? Then what do you do? do you just go on land when ever you need to go? i didn't think fish could DO that.

i'm not telling you to stop I'm telling you to stop getting mad because I dont' spell right all the time even though you don't either!

[Argh, talking to this guy is like bashing his head against a wall, only ten times more aggravating!]

Sponges arent brains! and you say I'M the idiot! Why don't you try using the RIGHT words when you want to say things to me? than maybe it wouldn't be so complicated!