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wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

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WWELL
ok ill givve ya that but this is HARDLY the fuckin condition i wwanna wwake in
its dowwnright fuckin unforgivvable

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IIt ii2 dii2tre22iing that an iindiiviidual would alter your phy2iical form wiithout your permii22iion, ye2.
II wii2h you luck iin repaiiriing the damage two your per2on, Eriidan Ampora.
IIt wa2 unde2erved.

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yeah it definitely wwas undeservved

[He pauses a moment, a thought crossing his mind.]

hey can ya filter this thing i knoww you probably got those sick computer skills sol has and all so id feel better if you did it

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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II am 2omewhat more 2kiilled than my de2cendent.
IIt ha2 been done.

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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look
so about before wwhen id fuckin yell at ya for usin your quirk and color i wwanted to apologize for bein a fuckin asshole
i shouldnt havve fuckin acted that wway towwards ya wwhen i wwas just lashin out cuz a my feelins about sol disappearin and associatin you wwith him wwhen youre clearly twwo different trolls
i just wwanted to say im sorry for that stupid wwriggler bullshit

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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Thank you for makiing the decii2iion two 2ay a2 much.
You have cau2ed no harm two me, Eriidan Ampora.
II have not viiewed you iin a negatiive liight becau2e of iit.

[ Why are you the most kawaii seadweller of all, Eridan? Why? ]

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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[Because he's a seadweller who has learned to tone down the docuhe every once in a while.]

yeah wwith howw ya are i figured not but i felt i needed to say it anywway since it wwas kinda douchey a me
not only that but you didnt bloody deservve it

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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That

ii2 a very kiind sentiiment.
II am honored by your con2iideratiion of me iin your thought proce22e2.

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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yeah yeah
wwell uh dont fuckin tell anyone cuz i mean this aint anyones business anywways and theres a reason i got you to filter this
uh
thanks for that by the wway
um yeah thats all i wwanted to say so
hmm

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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Ye2, of cour2e.

IIf II may, there ii2 que2tiion II wii2h two a2k.
Would you iindulge my curiio2iity?

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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good

oh uh sure
shoot

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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IIs iit your iiintent two court 2ollux Captor?

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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uh
wwell
i mean like
maybe i dont knoww wwere kinda wworkin things out maybe
HOWW DO YOU KNOWW ABOUT THAT

Re: filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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II ob2erve and record data.
IIt ii2 of partiicular iintere2t two me two 2ee the kiind of riival that my genetiic match obtaiin2.
A2 you had been 2uch previiou2ly, moniitoriing your vii2iible conver2atiion2 wa2 the iideal route two take.

You wiill challenge hiim iif that ii2 the path you two take.
Thii2 ii2 a good thiing.

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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oh i
wwell him and i wwere kismesisses before like ya mentioned
and wwhile my ire still runs deep for him ivve my hesitance wwith jumpin back into a rivvalry
and i knoww id be a damn GOOD rivval for him
theres no doubt about that
but im still not entirely sure

but am i readin this right are you honestly admittin that you WWANT us to be a thing

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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II would wii2h you good luck iif you came to the decii2iion two pur2ue hiim.
IIt ii2 2urely no bu2iine22 of miine otherwii2e.