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wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

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filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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That

ii2 a very kiind sentiiment.
II am honored by your con2iideratiion of me iin your thought proce22e2.

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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yeah yeah
wwell uh dont fuckin tell anyone cuz i mean this aint anyones business anywways and theres a reason i got you to filter this
uh
thanks for that by the wway
um yeah thats all i wwanted to say so
hmm

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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Ye2, of cour2e.

IIf II may, there ii2 que2tiion II wii2h two a2k.
Would you iindulge my curiio2iity?

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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good

oh uh sure
shoot

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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IIs iit your iiintent two court 2ollux Captor?

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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wwell
i mean like
maybe i dont knoww wwere kinda wworkin things out maybe
HOWW DO YOU KNOWW ABOUT THAT

Re: filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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II ob2erve and record data.
IIt ii2 of partiicular iintere2t two me two 2ee the kiind of riival that my genetiic match obtaiin2.
A2 you had been 2uch previiou2ly, moniitoriing your vii2iible conver2atiion2 wa2 the iideal route two take.

You wiill challenge hiim iif that ii2 the path you two take.
Thii2 ii2 a good thiing.

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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oh i
wwell him and i wwere kismesisses before like ya mentioned
and wwhile my ire still runs deep for him ivve my hesitance wwith jumpin back into a rivvalry
and i knoww id be a damn GOOD rivval for him
theres no doubt about that
but im still not entirely sure

but am i readin this right are you honestly admittin that you WWANT us to be a thing

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

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II would wii2h you good luck iif you came to the decii2iion two pur2ue hiim.
IIt ii2 2urely no bu2iine22 of miine otherwii2e.