caughtinanetwork | 11th ♒ Text

wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

oh i
wwell him and i wwere kismesisses before like ya mentioned
and wwhile my ire still runs deep for him ivve my hesitance wwith jumpin back into a rivvalry
and i knoww id be a damn GOOD rivval for him
theres no doubt about that
but im still not entirely sure

but am i readin this right are you honestly admittin that you WWANT us to be a thing

II would wii2h you good luck iif you came to the decii2iion two pur2ue hiim.
IIt ii2 2urely no bu2iine22 of miine otherwii2e.

11th ♒ Text

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;

filtered like only a bipolar battleship can;