11th ♒ Text

[unconchonable]

wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

Comments

[ninthserenade]

eh im up for stirrin up a little trouble
jus tell me what to do n ill do it within limits!
meanin uh
if i gotta punch someone i wont do it
but if it's like dippin her hand in a bowl of water or somethin when shes asleep im totally game

[unconchonable]

ahahahaha
nah if it came to hittin her ill be the one doin that
evveryone fuckin knowws the hag deservves it anywway
but sure if ya wwanna pull somethin like that on her id be for it but i think wwe ought to plan somethin a bit more humiliatin
at least like twwice as humiliatin as this shit

[ninthserenade]

you mean peeing yourself isnt humiliating?

[unconchonable]

oh no it definitely is
but thats grubsplay compared to wwhat vvris deservves
though i wwouldnt mind if it happened wwith wwhatevver else wwe can cook up