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[unconchonable]

wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

Comments

[f8tal]

I know, right?
I was doing everyone a f8vor!

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> It really is greatly improved this way

[unconchonable]

NO THE FUCK IT ISNT
fuck all three a you wworthless sacks a musclebeast discharge

[f8tal]

They should 8e thaaaaaaaankingus!

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> They SHOULD be
D --> 100k how we're 100king out for them
D --> They're very lucky to have a pair of b100b100ds like us around to keep an eye on them

[f8tal]

What more could they ask for!!!!!!!!
Except m8y8e a quick death.

Jeez, they're so ungr8teful!

[stayb100ponyboy]

D --> They really are
D --> Ingrates

[unconchonable]

and to fuckin think IM called arrogant
look at this audacious and fuckin impertinent behavvior ovver howw fuckin intolerable the twwo a you useless fucks are
fuckin goddamn wwhy dont you do us all a favvor and throww yourself out into the ocean so wwhatevver beasts lie under there can havve a meal
evven if it wwouldnt be the most delicious meal since both a you unhygienic fucks wwould probably taste TERRIBLE

[thekidsare0kay]

n0t really.
i wasn't talking tw0 y0u.

[f8tal]

Wow, look at all the fucks I give!!!!!!!!

[thekidsare0kay]

eight wh0le fucks, n0 d0ubt.