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caughtinanetwork2012-05-01 07:14 pm
unconchonable) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-05-01 07:14 pm
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wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER
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I came over to see you and t)(e door was unlocked but no one answered.
Of COURS-E I )(ad to make sure everyt)(ing was okay, and I found you bot)( passed out.
So I just made sure everyt)(ing was put away and locked up and t)(at you wouldn't wake up and accidentally take a big gulp of spoiled milk
3XP
It wasn't a big deal, I mean you live rig)(t next door.
And damn, I s)(ould )(ave known to Vriskaproof it. Stupid Vriska!!
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and yeah you should knoww that you gotta put bloody shampoo conditioner and soap by the door to keep her scraggly unkempt ass awway from wwhere she shouldnt be
shes allergic to clean after all
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S)(e seems averse to bot)(!
)(air mis)(aps aside, )(ow are you feeling?
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shes just tasteless
i
im good feelin a bit sluggish since ivve been out for so long but otherwwise okay
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You s)(ould go )(ave fun and enjoy being awake again.
And )(elp Karkat fix )(is )(air for me, okay!