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wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

Comments

[video]

[flammatory]

[He's secretly kind of relieved that he switches to video, because reading letters instead of characters is still throwing him through a bit of a loop, and he doesn't want to deal with it.]

Yeah, he did. Though he made it seem like there was something else to it than just a prank-- I don't know, he didn't give me details and I didn't ask.

[Annnd he really can't relate to getting quite this upset over hair. Zuko would definitely be screaming if it'd happened to him, but not this dramatically. Stylish people, what even are those. Who cares how they look? But that's not exactly polite to mention, so he tries to restrain himself.]

What were they doing, getting back at you for something? They must've known it'd make you this mad.

[video]

[unconchonable]

[Dealing with trolls will certainly prepare to deal with any curve ball reading the English language may throw his way, that's for certain.]

Well, there certainly is, but it's best left alone, seein' as it's none a your business anyways.

[An exaggerated groan.]

From what I can tell, it seems like a petty attempt at flirtin' with me, ewen though they don't want to admit to it EWER. But seein' as we used to be a thing, they DO know a thing or two about what gets my fins ruffled.

[video]

[flammatory]

[Too bad Zuko doesn't really deal with anything... he just complains about it. And he's been doing a lot of complaining about troll vocabulary already.

At least that's not an issue here, though he's rolling his eyes anyway.] I didn't say that it was my business. Some things don't need to be talked about, and that isn't a cry for help, they just don't need to be talked about.

That counts as flirting?! [Guess who's assiduously avoided the topic every time he could maybe get an explanation on quadrants? This guy.] If they're not going to admit to it, what's the point! They might as well leave you alone.