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caughtinanetwork2012-05-01 07:14 pm
unconchonable) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-05-01 07:14 pm
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wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER
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i d0n't think any0ne can say 0therwise.
but that d0esn't make y0ur silly purple streak any less lame.
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its GREAT and wway better than lookin the FUCKIN same as evveryone else
i mean fuck
all a you havve borin as fuck hair do somethin wwith it once in a wwhile
god
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y0u kn0w what that makes me?
a freak.
why d0 y0u want t0 be a freak, eridan?
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I am DISTINGUISHED
wwhere as you are a freaky freak mutant so no i dont wwant to be a freak sol i just wwant to look different than evveryone else wwhile ALSO lookin BETTER
wwhich i honestly dont need anything to enhance my looks but i still care enough to givve myself a buffer i dont HONESTLY need
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