[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
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bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[ninthserenade]

but if he ever wanted to
you know
do something with me n you
idk
if there wasnt the risk of being eaten alive or whatever it might be a little fun messing around with a tro

_{[Oh, fuck this curse.]}

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[Video]

[4before]

It's not a philosophy... it's just what happens in my world.

And yeah, he's here too. So is my friend Missile - he's a dog. And Lynne is around here somewhere.

I love fish.

[Text] [Filter] He usually doesn't.

[bakegarasu]

'Trolls' usually mean 'demons' in my world. And nook hunting sounds like - well, at least you filtered it from the kids.

[subjugglator]

you heard me brother...

[Video]

[rebull]

Your world? Where are you from?

Missile?

I love fish too, anyone ever cooked fish for you? Or do you just prefer it raw?

[Text] [Filter] He'll be okay.

[rebull]

nOT A DEMON,
aND YES, nOOK HUNT1NG 1S WHAT YOU TH1NK 1T 1S.
1 TH1NK.
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[rebull]

yOU'RE TYP1NG,
1 D1DN'T HEAR ANYTH1NG.

[toreadorkabull]

yES, a HEY,
a HEY EVERYONE, cOME TO OUR PICNIC THAT WILL BE AWESOME,
mORE AWESOME THEN, uHHH,
eVERYTHING ELSE YOU THINK IS AWESOME,
aND COOL,
hAVING IT ANYTIME, wOULD BE OKAY,
sINCE, uHH, tHERE IS NOT MUCH TO BE DOING HERE OTHERWISE,

[Video]

[4before]

Earth. Or a version of it. And yeah. He can do some of the same kinds of things that I can do. Cooked fish is okay, but I like raw fish better.

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

Oh...um thanks...

I've never had someone tell me that before...

[Text] [Filter] Yeah probably. |D

[bakegarasu]

You just wanna do that with people you've never even met?

[rebull]

tHERE ARE FEW 1 DON'T GET ALONG W1TH.
};)

[rebull]

1F SOMETH1NG L1KE THAT FLEW 1NTO VE1W?
1 TH1NK TH1S GUY M1GHT END UP OKAY.
};)

[rebull]

aLL R1GHT.
wOULD YOU DO THE HONORS OF 1NV1T1NG EVERYONE?
sHOW A L1TTLE CHARGE?
aND THEN WE CAN GET TO WORK.
nO EXACT DATE YET,
bUT UH,
jUST GET THE 1DEA OUT THERE.
1N THE MEAN T1ME, yOU AND 1 CAN MEET UP,
aND PLAN.

[Video]

[rebull]

Well I never had a problem with being someone's first.

[Video]

[rebull]

A version... of it? There are different versions of Earth?

[Text] [Filter]

[rebull]

sURE.

[bestestfurrend]

that sounds just like tavros!
he gets along with efuryone
or almost
as long as theyre not mean to him

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

[See Ratchet nearly fall over.]

I...um...I think your horns are hot!

...[He has no idea what to say anymore.]

[rebull]

hE HAS THE POTENT1AL!
hE'S SUCH A GOOD K1D FROM WHAT 1'VE SEEN SO FAR.
jUST NEEDS TO WORK ON H1S PRESENTAT1ON.

[Video]

[rebull]

[Snickers, leaning close to the screen.]

Don't keel over before I even get there, I'd like to be the one working you up.

[This is both hilarious and confusing for Summoner, but whatever, aliens are kinda... interesting. And he's a very curious man.]

[bestestfurrend]

he really is
and one of the nicest trolls efur
hes just furry shy and not confident beclaws of efurything

Re: [Video]

[last_lombax]

[Watch as the gears in his head start to turn. This guy wants to...

And he's offering... But doesn't he like girls? Those horns are hot...shit! He shakes the thoughts from his head.]

...We at least going to learn each other's names first?

[rebull]

bECAUSE OF EVERTH1NG?

[Video]

[rebull]

[Girls guys, what's the difference?]

Sure! Call me Lysunder. I think that's what I'd like to here once we start going. And you?