[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

[Video]

[rebull]

Yes, Alternia is the name of my home planet. Uh...

Hmm, I wonder if there is an Alternia that doesn't blow up later then... Maybe one where there isn't-

[Shakes his head.]

I apologize, eh heh, day dreaming.

[Text] [Filter]

[rebull]

wHAT MY A1M HERE 1S,
1S HARDLY A 'DATE'.
1T'S SEX, lET'S NOT K1D OURSELVES.
d1D THEY NOW?
1 DON'T KNOW 1F 1 WANT TO BE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GUYS THEN.

text;

[rebull]

hMM,
wELL WHEN 1T COMES TO COOK1NG,
1 USUALLY HAVE TO RELY ON SAUCES AND SP1CES,
s1NCE MOST OF WHAT WE HAD AVA1LABLE WAS A B1T...
uH.
tERR1BLE.
bUT WHENEVER 1 FOUND ROOTS 1 WAS PRETTY GOLDEN.
yAMS, pOTATOS, cARROTS, bEETS, pARSN1P,
tH1NGS L1KE THAT.
aS FAR AS ROOTS GO, tHE GREENERY PARTS YOU SEE ABOVE THE GROUND,
tHEY DON'T REALLY MATTER,
wHAT MATTERS 1S WHAT YOU PULL UP FROM THE SO1L.
bUT REALLY, aS FAR AS ROOTS GO,
uH, yOU HAVE TO REALLY KNOW THE FLAVORS,
s1NCE THEY ALL CAN BE VERY D1FFERENT.

hMM...
oKAY,
1'LL ASK AROUND THEN.
}:)
1'D REALLY L1KE TO COMPARE NOTES ON THAT SORT OF TH1NG.
tHE GUYS BACK HOME ALWAYS POKED FUN AT ME FOR MY EAT1NG HAB1TS.
hEH.

[rebull]

sHE SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
1'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER.
}:(
bUT THAT'S JUST A PART OF GROW1NG UP.

[bestestfurrend]

she was!
my hive caved in and she was in there
all our lusii died befur the game started
it was pawful :((

[rebull]

gAME...
r1GHT.
yOU GUYS PLAYED SOME SORT OF GAME THAT HAD A LOT OF BAD CONSEQUENCES.
eR,
sORRY.

[bestestfurrend]

thats a furry big understatement
it was a catastrophe
but oh well were here now

[rebull]

eH HEH.
dESP1TE OUR RATHER,
uH,
dISMAL TOP1C,
1 QU1TE L1KED THAT PUN.

[bestestfurrend]

h33h33 thank you
i have to say it was purrticularly apurropriate too :33

[rebull]

1 BET YOU POUNCE AT ANY
oPURRTUN1TY TO USE THAT ONE,
hEY?

[bestestfurrend]

h33h33 yes!
i pawsitively have to say i do!

[rebull]

}:)

[bestestfurrend]

:33

[toreadorkabull]

oKAY,
i WILL, uHH, dO THAT RIGHT AWAY,
aND, tHEN WE CAN DISCUSS,a RIGHTEOUS COURSE OF ACTION,
fOR MAXIMUM AWESOMENESS, aND FUN,

[Video]

[4before]

[You get a sad kitty face. :( ]

I'm sure there's somewhere that everything's okay...

[Text] [Filter]

[bakegarasu]

To be honest, those were mostly what they were about, too.

And to be honest I mostly started ignoring them because I could. The sex was nice.

[laksdjf SOB THIS CURSE.]

[Video]

[rebull]

Maybe, but my Alternia is the only place for me.

[And he'll reply to it with a warm smile.]

[Video]

[4before]

You seem really nice. It must be lucky to have someone like you.

[Video]

[rebull]

[Quirks and eyebrow.]

Have?

[Video]

[4before]

Yeah? ... Did I use the wrong word again or something?

[This isn't a case of 'dead mouse =/= present' again, is it? 8( ]

[Video]

[rebull]

What do you mean by 'have'?

[Video]

[4before]

Well, you live on that planet, so you're it's person, right?

[Like Yomiel is his human. :T]

[Video]

[rebull]

I uh, I'm a bit confused? Are you saying I'm Alternia's?