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Kanaya Maryam ([personal profile] sylphauxiliatrix) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-05-15 10:51 pm

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I Apologize For The Public Broadcast Of This But It Seems The Best Way To Maximize Getting A Quick Result
Has Anybody Seen Or Heard From The Man Who Simply Calls Himself Medic
He Isnt Responding To My Messages And Nobody Answered At His Base
There Is Some Urgency To This Matter So I Would Appreciate Any Information


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If You Are Available Soon I Would Like To Invite You To My Shop In The Middle District
I Have Some Things For You That Are Ready For An Initial Fitting
unconchonable: (stop avvoidin the question)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-05-16 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
i havvent seen anyone wwho calls himself that at all
wwhat do you need him for anywways

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-16 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
NO CLUE WHO THAT IS, BUT CHECK THE CONTACT LIST.
IF HE'S NOT ON IT HE'S NOT IN THE BUBBLE ANYMORE
OTHERWISE HE MIGHT BE COMATOSE, UNLESS SOMETHING ELSE IS UP.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-16 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN HE'S BACK IN HIS WORLD
WHICH APPARENTLY ISN'T WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, SO ALLOW ME TO SET ASIDE THE TYPICAL ATTITUDE TO OFFER CONDOLENCES
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN THAT POSITION AND IT SUCKS.
YOU SAID THE ISSUE WAS "URGENT" THOUGH
WHAT IS IT?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-17 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
DAMN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW ALL YOUR RAINBOW DRINKER BUSINESS WORKS BUT I'M NOT SO MISINFORMED THAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THAT PART'S NECESSARY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER ARRANGEMENT FOR THAT
OR SOMEWHERE YOU COULD GO OR SOMETHING?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-18 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT GOING TO FUSS OVER THE FULL DETAILS BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR MOIRAIL
BUT I WILL SAY AS A FRIEND AND YOUR LEADER THAT YOU NEED TO SORT THAT SHIT OUT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU "Dont Really Think Straight" WHEN HUNGRY.
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A MOBILE WELL DRESSED NIGHTLIGHT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T BE DANGEROUS AS A THRESHER EVEN IN YOUR RIGHT MIND.
THERE ARE PROBABLY OTHER DOCTORS HERE WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU SORT THINGS OUT
OR EVEN OTHER BLOOD DRINKERS BUT FOR ALL OUR COLLECTIVE SAKES PLEASE ASSOCIATE WITH THE SANE ONES
AND YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND PEOPLE WILLING TO LET YOU ER
FEED ON THEM
WHEN NECESSARY.
SHOULD I EVEN ASK HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-18 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
NO, I DON'T.
THE ONLY ONE I EVER MET WAS RIDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED AND APPARENTLY COULDN'T HANDLE A LITTLE TROLLING
AND FROM THAT I LEARNED NOT TO MOCK FREAKY AS HELL EARTH BLOODSUCKERS
THUS THE EXHORTATION TO STICK TO THE SANE ONES.
THAT ONE THANKFULLY VANISHED OUT OF VATHEON NOT ALL THAT LONG AFTER I SHOWED UP, BUT FOR ALL I KNOW THERE MIGHT BE OTHERS AROUND.
I DON'T EXACTLY KEEP TRACK OF EVERYONE IN THIS CITY AND WHAT SPECIES THEY ARE.
I AT LEAST KNOW THAT GLOWING IS NOT A REQUISITE FACTOR, SO DON'T GO BASING IT OFF OF THAT.
BUT GIVEN YOUR PHRASING, I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT AS A YES, YOU'RE HUNGRY
AND FURTHERMORE HOPE THAT YOU AREN'T BEING LITERAL ABOUT THE HEAD VOICE BUSINESS.
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW OR NO?

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-19 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
CONSIDERING YOU'RE AN UNDEAD BLOOD SUCKING LIGHT BULB OF A TROLL, AND TWO OF MY FRIENDS HAVE HEARD VOICES IN THEIR HEADS BEFORE
I DON'T KNOW IF ARADIA STILL DOES OR NOT
IT IS A PERFECTLY VALID LINE OF INQUIRY AND ALSO A HARD JOKE TO GET ACROSS.
THERE IS A CLINIC HERE, YES, BUT I DON'T REALLY TRUST IT
I DID BEFORE, BUT THAT'S BEFORE THE GUY IN CHARGE GOT SHUFFLED OUT AND REPLACED WITH THE NEW HEAD NURSE.
WERE YOU HERE FOR THE APRIL FOOL'S PRANK?
LONG STORY SHORT, THEY PULLED A MURDER SCENE IN THE PLAZA AS SOME KIND OF "JOKE" ON ALL OF US
AND I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS THE LEVEL OF WARPED SANITY THAT WOULD REQUIRE WITHOUT CAUSING DAMAGE TO MY NEIGHBORS' AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS
WHICH IN FACT IS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED THAT IT WAS A PRANK IN THE FIRST PLACE.
ASK FEFERI IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-20 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM GOING TO SAY ONE THING IN PARTICULAR TO THAT:
EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WITH THE ADDITIONAL LEADERLY MANDATE THAT YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
TRUST ME THAT I WON'T BE TELLING ANYONE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T ASK ME NOT TO.
GOOD LUCK ON FINDING ANOTHER SOURCE OF THE PACKAGED KIND
BUT IF IT EVER DOES GET TO THE POINT THAT YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO FEED AND LIKE
DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS
I GUESS I COULD HELP?
AS A LAST RESORT MEASURE AND SO LONG AS YOU A) DON'T FEED FROM THE NECK, AND B) LET ME KEEP MY EYES CLOSED DURING.
BECAUSE I'M NOT JUST GOING TO LET MY FRIEND LOSE HER SENSES FROM UNCHECKED BLOODTHIRST.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-20 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE KIND OF IDIOT THAT ALLOWS A SHITSTORM TO HAPPEN VIA HIS OWN DEFICIENT CONCERN FOR SHIT THAT'S IMPORTANT.
PAST ME HAS DONE THAT ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION AND I HAVE LEARNED THAT LESSON SO WELL I COULD SCHOOLFEED THE MASSES ON IT.
BEYOND AN OFFER, CONSIDER IT AN ORDER
IF YOU GET THAT HUNGRY AND SERIOUSLY HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO TURN, *TELL ME*.
I REFUSE TO LET YOU GO BERSERK ON SOME INNOCENT BYSTANDER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ASK ME SOON ENOUGH
WHICH IS MAYBE NOT THE KINDEST PHRASING BUT I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH DEATHS WITHOUT ADDING TO THE PILE OF WHAT COULD BE STOPPED BY SUFFICIENT PREVENTATIVE MEASURES.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-21 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
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I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT TO TAKE THE RISK
FOR THE SAKE OF YOU, ME, AND ANYONE ELSE CONCEIVABLY INVOLVED.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-05-21 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU SAID THAT TWICE IN THAT MESSAGE ALONE, KANAYA
BUT YOU'RE WELCOME.
LIKE I SAID, YOU'RE MY FRIEND, AND IT'S FOR GENERAL SAFETY CONCERNS FOR MULTIPLE PARTIES.
I'LL BE WAITING FOR THAT MESSAGE.
rainbowarch: (☈ - "Guide Dyaus through" ...Seriously!?)

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[personal profile] rainbowarch 2012-05-16 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he went back to his world.

We worked together in the clinic and I haven't seen him for a long time.
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[personal profile] rainbowarch 2012-05-16 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Were you friends with him?
zelda_hylia: Thoughtful/polite (Thoughtful)

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[personal profile] zelda_hylia 2012-05-16 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be lovely, Kanaya. Where is it located? As for Medic, a friend confirmed that he has left the city. Were you close?
zelda_hylia: I'm listening (I'm listening)

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[personal profile] zelda_hylia 2012-05-16 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I will be over shortly.
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-05-19 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Why?
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-05-20 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of research was it?
It wasn't something weird, was it?
He 8etter not have fucking 8een weird with you, Kan.

What
Really?

Heeeeeeeey I guess I can't help it if I'm irresista8le, hahahahahahahaha!
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-05-23 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
What was he suggesting????????
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[personal profile] f8tal 2012-06-06 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried human 8lood yet?
I 8et it's pretty nasty.

Well whatever, at least he's gone now.
You won't have to depend on some cr8zy human for survival.
Isn't that gr8t?