chosen_gigolo: (embarrassed laugh)
Zelos Wilder ([personal profile] chosen_gigolo) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-05-17 06:46 pm

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

[Well look who it is back on the network, Vatheon! None other than Zelos Wilder, looking very much alive but perhaps slightly off. Not upset, not angry, just a little... off.]

Ah, hey there. Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm fine and all and, uh... to anyone who actually saw that broadcast, well. It was just a big misunderstanding, alright? No need to look more into it, just me sticking my foot in my mouth.

So what'd I miss?



[Filtered to Duke]

Hey, uh. No hard feelings. Let's just try and keep out of each other's hair or I think Zelda's head might explode or something.
vulgarwoman: someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding? ([Explain] Is it awkward to ask)

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[personal profile] vulgarwoman 2012-05-23 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, actually...not all that weird. Time complications aside, it's pretty okay. If anything, the only real problem is how behind everything is technologically--I don't want my projects to stagnate due to lack of supplies.
vulgarwoman: there's never been a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it ([Distracted] All-nighters aren't normal?)

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[personal profile] vulgarwoman 2012-06-01 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[That's sure a lot of information to process.]

Can't say I've met a troll yet, but I'm guessing in this context that's an alien rather than something that lives under a bridge? [Always suspect everyone of being an alien. Everyone.] I'm sort of doubting the cat guys are from my world, they probably would have contacted me by now.

[Yes she did just essentially say cat people are a THING in her world.]

Hmmm...I'll have to take a look around the Nostalgia Nook some time, but what's wrong with your friend? Is he scared of women or something?
vulgarwoman: there's never been a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it ([Curious] Seems pretty solid)

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[personal profile] vulgarwoman 2012-06-01 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. [...Shrug!] That's how my boyfriend was when we first met, but he got over it. Maybe your friend will someday.

Maybe not any time soon, but there's some hope for him.
vulgarwoman: there's never been a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it ([Chat] Just ring once!)

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[personal profile] vulgarwoman 2012-06-07 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
He met me.

[...Actually not an exagerration.]

So he just needs to meet the right lady, probably.

[HIS BEHAVIOR ISN'T GOING WITHOUT NOTICE BY THE WAY.]

You're looking like you need some more sleep, champ.
vulgarwoman: this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight ([Tease] He drove over an hour to get)

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[personal profile] vulgarwoman 2012-06-09 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's what I do, I'm not just a pretty face!

I look forward to that. See you later, hot stuff~

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