one ruined kitchen later | audio + action post

[f8tal]

This looks like shit. Why would anyone eat this stuff? [The audio turns on after Vriska accidentally knocks it with her elbow.] Ugh, it even smells gross!

It's, uh... made of beans. I think. And no it doesn't. -=there's the rustling of pages and a stove turning on=- You have never had it, so you can't say that it is a bad thing to eat.

No, I just know it'll taste as shitty as it looks. Why can't we cook up some meat? I have to eat too! [She moves to stand next to the stove.]

This book says, there are ways to cook it so it also tastes like meat. We could, try to do that too?

Ugh, no. It'll just taste like shitty meat then. You can't beat the real thing. [Something falls to the floor, probably a pot.] Whoops.

You don't know that. -=someone is chopping vegetables, a bit slowly by the sound of it=- Uh... can you pick that up please?

I have a good gut feeling about it. [She 'tch's at him, but moves to pick it up. There is a very faint 'sizzle' sound.] I knew I should have picked up a cluckbeast when we were out...

Equius and Darkleer, do not like eating meat either, so uh... it is not that weird a thing to do.

Yeah, that doesn't help your argument! [She laughs, setting the pot back on the counter. The sizzling continues until Vriska reaches back behind her, curious.]

[Suddenly, anyone in the nearby vincinity of Gamzee and Equius's apartment/hive will hear the wonderful sounds of Vriska screeching. Lovely enough to almost break glass, even.]

You set my hair on fire, Nitram! Put it out! Put it out right NOW!

No I didn- O-Oh my god! -=there's a moment of blessed silence, then what sounds like a tornado swirling to life in the middle of a kitchen, pots and pans and whatever else banging around for a few long moments as wind blows full force to put out the fire=-

[One mini tornado later and the kitchen is a visible wreck. At some point a pot cracks Vriska on the head, knocking her on her ass. Thankfully the wind put out the rest of the fire on her hair. Too bad she already lost a good chunk of it.]

Idiot...

[ooc: Vriska is blue and Tavros is brown.]

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[aim_exorable]

[He doesn't want to look. He doesn't want to look.]

[Darkleer goes to check on the kitchen.]

[He promptly regrets looking.]

[Sighing, Darkleer reaches up to pinch the bridge of his nose and breathes in deep.]

Mister Nitram. Miss Sekret.

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[toreadorkabull]

-=tav is just standing there, staring at his hands. Pages are slow learning but holy crap he didn't realize he could do that=-

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[f8tal]

[She has some blood running down her face, but that's the least of her worries. Her hands are currently holding what is left of her hair and staring dead at Tavros.]

You- You! You burned off my hair! My hair!

[Darkleer, back her up on this.]

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[aim_exorable]

[Does he haaaave to?]

[Sighing, Darkleer goes to check on Vriska and also to make sure he's close enough to grab her if anything happens.]

Hair grows back. There are wigs until then. Now stay still while I check on your other injuries. Mister Nitram, are you alright?

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[ex_fintastic398]

[ Wow Vriska are you cheating on Feferi's lovingly cooked dinners? ]

Serves you right, Vriska! You don't even eat anyway.

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[f8tal]

[w/e it's not like she was ACTUALLY going to eat any of it...]

It does not and I do too! [She rubs her head where the pot hit and a little blood smears on her hand.] This fucking sucks...

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[ex_fintastic398]

You only have yourself to blame. I just wish I could have been there!

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[bestestfurrend]

Oh my paws, what are you doing?! Are you okay??

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[bestestfurrend]

[Brb rushing to the kitchen to check on her matesprit - and to be there when her moirail comes roaring in.]

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[f8tal]

[She completely ignore Nepeta in favor of looking into the back of a pot to try and see what the damage is to her hair.]

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[toreadorkabull]

-=tavros is completely fine, unlike the kitchen, that he can't even begin to figure out how and where to start trying to fix it=-

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[sylphauxiliatrix]

Wha... Is your hair ok?

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[f8tal]

No, it all burned off. [She sounds so bitter.] Isn't that fucking great?

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[sylphauxiliatrix]

[Kanaya looks worried and concerned for just a moment, but hides it behind a smile. She knows Vriska is likely to be more than a bit upset over this, even if she never took the best care of her hair before. ]

Once you get things cleaned up there, you should come over. We'll see what we can do with what's left. I'm sure you'll look fine once we work with it.

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[f8tal]

[Some of that huffiness deflates a little at Kanaya's words.] ... Yeah. Sure, whatever.

I have to deal with these idiots first, though.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Hearing the ruckus from upstairs, Equius leaves Gamzee and Milo and comes rushing down. Maybe the chocobos got into the kitchen again, it wouldn't be the first time...]

[And then he just freezes in the doorway.]

What. Did you. DO?!

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[f8tal]

I didn't do this! [Seriously, she has no idea what happened to the kitchen nor does she care. She's more interested in the loss of her poor hair.]

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[bestestfurrend]

[Welp, she was expecting this. She gets in Equius' way, latching on to him, purring soothingly to try and defuse the worst of his anger. Or at the very least to calm him down so that there won't be any need to explain to Gamzee why his matesprit broke the kitchen right after his best friend set it on fire.]

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[Nepeta clinging to his chest and purring or not, Equius is still pissed.]

You destroyed Gamzee's kitchen!

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[oneechan]

[Ran is listening with keen interest, but there's one thing she can't quite figure out--]

Just what are you trying to make, anyway?

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[f8tal]

Some crappy food called tofu! It wasn't worth any of this mess!

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[oneechan]

Oh! Well, how were you trying to make it? It's a very common ingredient back from where I call home...it's really good if you do it right!

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[toreadorkabull]

It's, uh... not crappy, like she said.

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[oneechan]

Oh? Did you manage to taste it?

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[toreadorkabull]

Oh, uh... no not really. It kind of splattered in unfortunate ways, when I made the wind.