[video]

[otaku_hitman]

[ it's the resident dumbass. He looks rather dirty and a bit scratched up. ]

Fuck yeah, bitches! These locals pay well for this dumbass Olympics knockoff setup. I have enough to buy fucking porn and video games and anime. Ahaha sweet.

I'm gonna go blow all my fucking money now.

Comments

[video]

[missiles]

...Well tha's a good use of time and money.

[video]

[otaku_hitman]

Fuckin' right it is! About damn time someone agreed

[video]

[missiles]

Y'know, I can see why people disagree to tha'.

[video]

[otaku_hitman]

So, what, you're gonna turn prude on me now?

[video]

[missiles]

Now, where did I say that? Certainly ain't no prude.

[video]

[otaku_hitman]

good. This place has enough fucking prudes.

[video]

[missiles]

Dunno 'bout that... then again, I just got here too.

[video]

[otaku_hitman]

You'll find them soon enough.

[video]

[missiles]

Well, hopefully I won't.

video;

[gameplays]

[Konata's eyes light up because video games and anime. I MEAN COME ON.]

Ooh, what're you gonna get?

video;

[otaku_hitman]

Oh I don't know. Every fucking thing? Got any requests?

video;

[gameplays]

Hm...I don't know. You have a good taste in games, and I might go out and buy some stuff soon too.

[She wants to watch some Gundam or something, maybe.]

video;

[otaku_hitman]

[ Gundam's good because it has MECHA. ]

We could always go together. Buying party.

video;

[gameplays]

[OF COURSE.]

That's true! I have some money I haven't used yet too.

video;

[otaku_hitman]

Sweet. We could buy out part of the stock.

video;

[gameplays]

That'd be awesome! It'd be like a power combo!

video;

[otaku_hitman]

Fucking right! Epic tag team combo

[Video]

[flyingdreams]

Excuse me! Watch your language, young man! There are children here in Vatheon!

[Video]

[otaku_hitman]

Fuck that.

[Video]

[flyingdreams]

I'm so tired of seeing so many foul-mouthed humans. For creatures supposed to be more intelligent, it's as though you can't find any better words!

[Video]

[otaku_hitman]

If you're sooooo tired, it's as simple as don't listen and go nag at someone else.

[Video]

[flyingdreams]

It is certainly not so simple! Everyone uses this... this device to talk to each other and learn important things! How could you be so selfish?

[Video]

[otaku_hitman]

Selfish? The hell are you smoking?

Tune into the world, mouse-face. Not everyone speaks proper fucking English.

[ I'm sorry, Mrs. Brisbey. ILU ]

[Video]

[flyingdreams]

That a simple mouse like me has better language than a human, clearly more intelligent than I could ever be... it's so disappointing. Like listening to a child who thinks cussing will make him sound tougher.

[SHE HAS FACED DOWN WORSE.]

Re: [Video]

[otaku_hitman]

Cursing has nothing to do with intelligence.

[ in his case, that's true. He's a dumbass even when he doesn't curse. ]