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[420]

Uuuh.


[Gamzee is just kinda staring blankly at the screen, face covered in sparkles and fairy guts.]


That... that weren't just my lil motherfucker what went and did that, right?


[just gonna sit there.

looking highly confused.

sit there

and

kinda poke his tongue out to lick around his mouth.

hmmm guts.]

Comments

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

[This face.]

[VIDEO]

[420]

oh, were it just mine?

[liiiiiick.]

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Oh my fucking jegus, stop licking it you sicko! Right now, as your moirail, I am telling you to knock that off and wash that off you or I am going to hold back my bile, march over there, and personally be sick on you from how disgusting it is to watch you do that.

But no, it was not just you; everyone's has, it looks like. Just... augh.

[VIDEO]

[420]

It ain't that bad, best friend.

[Gonna rub his hand down over his cheek. Hey is that a tiny little spleen?]

Tastes like motherfuckin' squawkbeast.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Urkh.

Gamzee. Please. Just stop, fuck.

[VIDEO]

[420]

[Aww, he isn't trying to be mean. He just doesn't have a sense of decorum. Or taste.]

Shit, shoosh, bro. If it all be meaning that fuckin' much to you, lemme go clean motherfuckin' my face.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Shoosh yourself, jackass!

[Yeah he's a bit miffed.]

Go clean it off and don't stop until you've got everything gone.

[VIDEO]

[420]

Aight aight.

[See, he is just going to go away, and leave his SFC on naturally, and when he comes back a few minutes later his face is clean. Like, really clean. He even took off his make-up.]

There. Got you chill now?

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

[Typical Gamzee. Karkat gives it an eyeroll and no more, and waits as long as necessary for his return. Once he's back...]

[A relieved sigh.]

Yeah, much better. Don't ever lick that crap again, got it? Keep your gross foodventures to mixing things with slime.

[VIDEO]

[420]

[Excuse you, his slimefoodadventures are delicious.]

Ok. This motherfucker can't all fuckin' be seeing what were being so bad about it, but sure, if that be what you want.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

You were licking dead fairy off your face! It was bad enough seeing you spattered with bloody sparkles all across your face, but an exploded not-so-mythological creature is not meant to be a tasty fucking snack.

[VIDEO]

[420]

Aight. Aight. No grubbing on fuckin' exploded fairies. I got it, bro.

[Sorta. It had been so delicious.]