emergency experiment 24 // dark and slightly upset video

[patchworkdoctor]

_{[enjoy the vision of Stein, surrounded by darkness, lit unnaturally by the screen of his computer, with what's left of his little gray fairy across the right side of his face, as if it were hovering next to his head right when it exploded. even his glasses are flecked with the poor thing's innards.]}

..Wow.

_{[he takes off his glasses and starts cleaning them.]}

I'm guessing I'm not the only one who experienced that particular .... unpleasantness.

_{[he puts them back on, and they flash.]}

..I think I've gone a little deaf.

Comments

video;

[hearsnoevil]

_{[Yep, this sure is a fairy splattered Mao holding the SFC hard enough it'd crack if it was a normal communicator. And he sure is screaming.]}

You!

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

Me.

[video]

[hearsnoevil]

Fix her.

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

Fix who?

[video]

[hearsnoevil]

You know who!

_{[He jabs a finger at the screen.]}

Her! _{[And then he shoves his SFC to the small pile of fairy innards he managed to pluck off as carefully as possible.]} And her! Fix them!

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

They're shes?

[video]

[hearsnoevil]

I-- _{[don't really know, but gjeoritpi. He is doing everything he can to not throw his SFC around in a tantrum right now because at least he remembers this guy was some kind of doctor or something. He's trying to forget his arrival, man.]}

Just fix them!

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

I'm not sure I can put a pile of glitter and some guts back together.

..I can try.

[video]

[hearsnoevil]

Come on~ You'll do your best, won't you? I could just pull the answer from your head myself, but I'd rather hear you say it.

_{[Nevermind the fact that he's too far away to pick up on anything that resembles Stein's voice. Let's just try and bluff.]}

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

You're welcome to try.

_{[lmaooooo come at him, bro.]}

I'll do what I can.

[video]

[hearsnoevil]

And you're welcome to try getting in my skull, Mister Doctor. Wasn't that something you wanted to do when we met in the plaza?

_{[bring it oooon.]}

Great! Call me if you figure anything out, okay~?

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

_[snort.]

I want to get in everyone's head. That doesn't mean anything.

[video]

[hearsnoevil]

But I can't imagine everyone being so willing, can you?

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

Does that mean you're offering?

[video]

[hearsnoevil]

Maybe I could be convinced.

_{[Come on Stein, you know you want to poke at this messed up noggin.]}

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

I don't think I can put it back together, if that's the bargaining chip.

[video]

[hearsnoevil]

You won't know unless you try!

video;

[gorges]

[Kyouko doesn't look worse for wear actually, and she had washed herself up before turning on the communicator at all. Because while she didn't mind being dirty, talking to people while having fairy guts on her wasn't exactly a great idea in her mind.]

Nope. Looks like there's more yellin' all over the networks about their fairies now.

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

Kinda funny, isn't it.

[video]

[gorges]

Something like that. Don't really blame them this time, though.

[Video]

[last_lombax]

[And it's that Lombax again...with fair guts all over his face.]

Trust me, you aren't.

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

They're pretty nasty.

Re: [video]

[last_lombax]

Yeah they are.

Don't suppose you know how to get guts out of fur?

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

Actually, I'm pretty good at it.

_{[he raises an eyebrow.]}

You'll have to get the spot wet, unless you want to cut it all off.

Re: [video]

[last_lombax]

I'd rather not get have to cut it all off. Alright, get it wet. Then what?

[patchworkdoctor]

Get it wet, and put a cloth around your fingers. Pinch as close to the skin as you can, and lightly pull. The idea is to pull out the guts and separate them from your fur.

[last_lombax]

Damn, why didn't I think of that! I'll give it a try. Thank.