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[oceanbreasts]

[ Okay, so somewhere between the coral and the spot on her map that said PIRATES is one ROXY LALONDE. She was heading there to scope the place out when she saw the text from Dirk, and now she's wavering between the two points.

She's wavering in what to do, but going back to her friend takes priority, so she starts heading off in that direction again.

To anyone passing, they'll mostly find a young blonde girl in purple pajamas, vaguely damp, staring in wide eyed fascination at pretty much everything. But mostly all the people. ]

ok so i kno dirk is here
im gonna go see him
and that janey and jake arent here
which is really shitty since we were all just togehtr
*toegehtr
*togehter
*fuck it
but what i rly want to kno is
where can i get a drink
cuz i am way too sober for this

Comments

[thekidsare0kay]

the batterwitch?
i d0n't kn0w.
wh0 the fuck is she?
sh0uld i be f0r her 0r against her?

[oceanbreasts]

well let me ask u this
would u be for or agsint someone slowly extremintaing ur entire population
*exterminintaing
*killing

[thekidsare0kay]

uhhhhhh.
sl0wly?
in that case, against.

[oceanbreasts]

well idk it took a couple hundred years to get down to just two of us
so id say thats pretty slow
but so long as against is ur answer then were good

[thekidsare0kay]

well, 0kay, then.
i'm s0 glad we w0rked that 0ut.
anyway, i'm n0t against fast destructi0n 0f y0ur species, since that was s0rt 0f the plan.
are y0u a sburb player, then?

[oceanbreasts]

hells yeah
my firneds and i were just entering when we wound up here instead
or two of us did anyway
question for u
are there any trolls around here who WOULD be totaly down for the enslaevemtn and total death of humans
*enslavement
cuz id like to kno who to avoid

[thekidsare0kay]

0h yeah.
there's the d0uche y0u're talking t0 right ab0ve, with the purple text.
he's pr0bably t00 much 0f a pussy t0 *actually* want it, but he's g0t a hist0ry 0f b0ners f0r gen0cide and murder.
but he's n0t really a danger t0 any0ne f0r real.
the 0nly real danger0us 0nes are his ancest0r, dualscar, and the grand highbl00d.
dualscar's g0t fins 0n his face and tw0 scars, t00.
and the grand highbl00d, uh.
well, he's basically an eight f00t tr0ll with a black squiddle 0n his head.

SLIIIDES ON IN

[unconchonable]

fuck YOU you piece a trash i am not a fuckin PUSSY

[thekidsare0kay]

0h really?
are y0u saying y0u're still int0 gen0cide, prince?
are y0u a danger t0 the inn0cent citizens 0f this bubble?

[unconchonable]

wwell
no
not exactly
but its not because im a supposed PUSSY or anythin a that nature you scumlickin asshole

[thekidsare0kay]

nah, i kn0w there are pr0bably 0ther reas0ns.
but that d0esn't change the fact that y0u're a pussy.

[unconchonable]

IM NOT A FUCKIN PUSSY YOU GRUBFUCKIN PRICK

[oceanbreasts]

wow wait no one told me id be getting a flirt show when i got here
can u guys pause for a sec
i need to get popcorn

[thekidsare0kay]

s0rry r0xy, he's my kismesis.
in human terms, that means he's my hate b0yfriend.

[oceanbreasts]

omg no i kno what that is
i get to see quadrants in action
this place gets better and better

[thekidsare0kay]

hehehehe

[unconchonable]

dont you fuckin laugh

[thekidsare0kay]

y0u can't st0p me.

[oceanbreasts]

bitchin thats p much exactly what i needed to kno
ill keep an eye for two scar and grand thinks highly of himself then

[thekidsare0kay]

g00d idea, trust me.
death isn't permanent, here, but that d0esn't mean it's fun.
dying really sucks, take it fr0m me.
i think i have m0re experience with it than m0st.

[oceanbreasts]

how many times have u died
i died once
dirk brought me back though
totally got my smooch on with ds
too bad i was dead at the time

[thekidsare0kay]

well, in the game i died twice.
g0t a c0rpsekiss 0f my 0wn, actually.
that d0esn't c0unt my extra dream self getting fried when derse blew up.
it's c0mplicated.

[oceanbreasts]

wait
derse blew up
when the hell did that happen cuz i mean sure the red miles and whatever but it was still pretty intact last i knew

[thekidsare0kay]

0ur derse, in 0ur sessi0n.
l0ng bef0re y0u existed, sweetie.

[oceanbreasts]

oh
not that i imagine that itll be around for much longer with the miles and whatever
but thats still sad
derse is pretty great
poor carapces
*carapaces