caughtinanetwork | 001; action/text

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001; action/text

[ Okay, so somewhere between the coral and the spot on her map that said PIRATES is one ROXY LALONDE. She was heading there to scope the place out when she saw the text from Dirk, and now she's wavering between the two points.

She's wavering in what to do, but going back to her friend takes priority, so she starts heading off in that direction again.

To anyone passing, they'll mostly find a young blonde girl in purple pajamas, vaguely damp, staring in wide eyed fascination at pretty much everything. But mostly all the people. ]

ok so i kno dirk is here
im gonna go see him
and that janey and jake arent here
which is really shitty since we were all just togehtr
*toegehtr
*togehter
*fuck it
but what i rly want to kno is
where can i get a drink
cuz i am way too sober for this

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well we kind of have a lot to bond over
being the last two of us and everything
but we live a whole fuck tone of miles apart so until just like an hour ago wed never even met

lAST TWO?

humans
batterwitch kinda took care of the rest of them

oH,
uH,
1'M NOT SURE 1F THAT MEANS YOU ARE FROM A D1FFERENT eARTH FROM THE ONES 1VE HEARD OF,
oR A D1FFERENT T1ME.
bATTERW1TCH SOUNDS L1KE A COMPLETE B1TCH THOUGH.

ugh i kno right
and i mean not to say anythign about ur race or w/e cuz the couple of you ive talked to are pretty cool
but the whoel treating everyone like lievstock thing she or trolls or w/e had going was just balls

wHOA, wA1T,
sHE'S A TROLL?
l1VESTO-
aRE YOU FUCK1NG W1TH ME?
aRE YOU TALK1NG ABOUT THE SEA HAG?

omg u kno who im talking about

yES, 1 UH,
tH1NK SO.
uNFORTUNATELY.
bETTER YOU'RE HERE NOW THEN, aTLEAST FOR A L1TTLE WH1LE.
bACK ON MY PLANET, 1'M CURRENTLY LEAD1NG A REBELL1ON AGA1NST HER,
oR UH,
aNOTHER VERS1ON OF HER.

[ congratulations she officially likes you ]

no shit
good to kno her own ppl dont care for her much
thats what my mom and dirks bro were doing way back in the day
rebelling i mean
course in our time she pretty much has a firm grasp on the entire planet
tried to make us into a new planet liek yours i guess
since u were all gone
sry

[Well of course she does.]

uNFORTUNATELY A GOOD AMOUNT OF H1GHBLOODS ST1LL S1DE W1TH HER,
bUT UH, 1 GOT TROOPS AND TROOPS OF BRAVE TROLLS NOT WANT1NG TO TAKE HER BULLSH1T ANYMORE.
uGH, tHE ENT1RE PLANET,
sOUNDS L1KE SHE'S GOT A LOT MORE GO1NG FOR HER WHENEVER SHE 1S WHERE YOU COME FROM.
gREAT, jUST WHAT 1 D1DN'T WANT TO HEAR.
yEAH, 1 UH,
1'M SORRY TOO.
1 KNOW MY REBELL1ON W1NS 1N A WAY, jUST NOT COMPLETELY, bUT TO HEAR THAT,
uGH,
sORRY TH1S TOP1C DOESN'T REALLY PUT ME AT EASE,
aNYTH1NG CONCERN1NG THAT EV1L SALT SUCK1NG SEADWELL1NG B1TCH DOESN'T.

nah its cool i totes kno that feeling
so the highbloods
im guessing that you mean like two scar and the grand high full of himself that sollux mentioned to me are who you mean
anytihng specific i should know about them or just stick to theyre the bad news bears

uH, dUALSCAR 1SN'T THAT BAD, hE WAS WORSE,
bUT UH,
hE'S START1NG TO GET SMART, hE WAS JUST A B1T BRA1NWASHED, l1KE THE REST OF THOSE ASS HOLES.
aS FOR tHE gRAND h1GHBLOOD?
yEAH, yOU DON'T NEED TO TALK TO THAT TENT FULL OF CRAZY.
1F YOU SEE 1ND1GO, E1THER 1T'S H1M OR gAMZEE.
gAMZEE'S A GOOD K1D, bUT UH, tHE gRAND h1GHBLOOD'S BETTER OFF DROPP1NG OFF A CL1FF.

alright so scarface is fine but grand blue isnt
got it

[ clearly this means Roxy's going to seek both of them out but not necessarily talk to them.

watch, though, yes. definitely. ]

as long as theres no batterwitch to deal with i guess i can handle a mindless follower or two

yEAH, rULES TO L1VE BY.
1T'S GOOD TO MEET ANOTHER SOMEONE W1TH SOME SPUNK AND HER HEAD FAC1NG THE R1GHT D1RECT1ON.

u better bleive it
*believe
i have more spunk than u can even shake a stick at
a big stick even
like the kind of stick you look at and think
wow
that stick is nearly its own tree
and im just like ya i kno
and i have more spunk than u can shake that at

1 DON'T TH1NK 1'LL BE SHAK1NG ANY ST1CKS HERE,
1M ALL HONESTY.
tHAT REALLY JUST SEEMS L1KE SOMETH1NG STRANGE TO DO,
aND NOT AT ALL PRODUCT1VE TO THE FR1ENDSH1P BU1LD1NG PROCESS.
uNLESS YOU'RE 1NTO THAT K1ND OF TH1NG.

nah im just into using phrases that probably mean fuck all to trolls
basically i have all of the spunk
thats all thast important here

YEAH, tHAT'S REALLY ALL WE NEED TO CARE ABOUT HERE,
1N ALL HONESTY.

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