caughtinanetwork | 2 Time Loops ☼ Video

Entry tags:

2 Time Loops ☼ Video

[Dave seems to be having like some mental breakdown.

The longer he realizes that his chocobo and himself are covered in faerie guts, the longer he also is aware that his faerie just exploded. Right next to him. In plain sight. He even kind of saw it happen.

This is not okay for him.

He is basically freaking out.]

Holy, fucking shit guys. What the fuck was that? What the fucking shit was that?

Does this place even actually care about who they keep alive or not? Because having my flying sparkle winged bro up and decided to reenact a fucking time bomb was not on my list of things I wanted to have happen.

Jegus. This is fucked up. This is seriously fucked up. There wasn't even a reason to kill them. Just some fucking dark shit that someone is probably getting off on.

Shit. This place just gets fucking more messed up every fucking day. [He's shaking though. A lot. Oh god. Could he potentially use any time powers to reverse this? Was that even possible?] Shit.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Dave. Dave, listen to me. Look in your camera and listen to me.

Edited 2012-01-16 04:57 (UTC)

[He's struggling to do just that.]

Shit. What's up? I'm fucking chill. Tinker Bell just went and exploded on me. No fucking biggie. This shit is so chill.

Dave, shoosh. Look at me, and shoosh. It's okay. You didn't do anything wrong, it's okay, shoosh...

[Signless just keeps talking in a low, soothing voice, while looking right at Dave.]

No, of course not. I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything to stop it.

I...I used to be able to stop shit like this. It was my fucking job. [He rubs his face. What good is he now?]

There wasn't anything you, or anyone else, could have done. Sometimes things just happen, and there's nothing we can do to stop them.

[Pause]

Would you like me to come up? I can help you clean up that mess.

No. Fuck. No. If this was home I could have. I'm in charge of time. This is my fucking job expertise. It's in my job description to make sure that the timeline never ended up as fucked up as it is. This could have been an alternate timeline. Probably fucking doomed. That version of me would be fucked, but everyone would be fine. It would cease to exist or some shit like that.

I don't think that shits a good idea. [REFUSING. Stubborn prick.]

It exploded, I thought that would be obvious. Apparently who ever is in charge here has some sick plans for these fairies and they couldn't handle it.

But, wow Dave you seem to be a bit on edge about this. Come on! It was just a fairy. It didn't even do anything!

[She crosses her arms at her chest and just shakes her head to and fro. Don't be fooled Dave, she is a bit upset too. But, why would she show it?]

Yeah. Next they'll text their fucking exploding powers on us. One by one, boom. Except we aren't delightful things full of sparkles and dust!

No, fuck you. It wasn't just a fucking faerie. That sonofabitch was alive and it could have easily been a lot of other things.

[He is the most upset.]

[Woah...she is a bit taken a back at that.]

So it could have been. Be glad it wasn't. Like I said it didn't even do anything. Why so upset Strider human?

[He's going to be so fucking embarrassed after this.]

It wouldn't have happened back at home. This wouldn't have happened. [He doesn't know what's going to happen after this. He's assuming something bad. He's already been told this is the first time it has happened.]

I didn't really think it was that bad.

_{[you amuse him, child.]}

Dave. Fairies didn't exist back home.

[She. Doesn't get it.]

You think shit like this is a fucking carnival you crazy fuck.

Okay. Let's word it like this?

Lets say back home the shitty space dog decided he had exploding magical shit powers. Suddenly all your friends are exploding because he can do that.

That wouldn't be possible if these timelines weren't fucked up.

If you insist.

I had it with me for a year. I was a little attached to it.

Oh nooo, yours too?? Why did this happen to all of them? The poor fairies.

[Too bad, Dave, because Signless is already walking towards your house. He can be a stubborn prick too.]

Shhhhh, stop that. Maybe this is something that was supposed to happen, and if you went back and tried to change it, you would only create more alternative timelines. Sometimes bad things happen, little one, and there's nothing we can do to change them... even with the power of gods.

[Sob. Why.]

I don't know why causing all the Tinker Bells to spontaneously combust is something that should happen unless they plan on doing shit much worst. It's like a fucking bad ending in a video game and the worst part is you don't know how to get the good ending because it's fucking impossible.

[Because he is your troll dad, young man, and you need a hug!]

Getting the good ending can't be impossible. If it was, who would write the guides on how to get it?

[YEAH. PONDER THAT. Meanwhile, have a knock at your door.]

[No he doesn't. Get out.

Except he's opening the door. Yeah, he's still covered in faerie guts.]

It isn't really you doing the work if you just follow the guides.

[Good thing Signless brought along a warm, damp towel, which he's now going to try and attack Dave with. Look out, Game Bro, you're next.]

You still have to do all the leveling up and legwork. There's nothing wrong with getting a nudge in the right direction.

[Woah hey! That is his personal space you are invading.]

Still ain't the same. Can't go and proudly say 'yeah I did all that shit myself' or something. Just doesn't seem as fucking leg-would you knock it off? I can clean myself.

[Signless doesn't understand the concept of personal space unless he's reminded of it. He does back off, though, and sets his sights on Game Bro.]

I'll get the chick, then. You work on getting that off your face, it'll make you feel better.

[Poor little thing. It's running all over the place covered in faerie innards.]

I guess so. Ugh, it's all over my sunglasses. [He just shuts the door and heads to the closest bathroom. He takes relatively good care of his sunglasses, so having them get dirty like that is a bit annoying.]

[By the time Dave gets back, Signless has wrestled Game Bro down and gotten him cleaned off, and now they're playing a game of Pounce with Signless' cloak. The minute the chick sees Dave, though, he abandons the game and goes running towards his human. Signless smiles.]

Told you he was meant to be your chick.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Page 1 of 5

2 Time Loops ☼ Video

video

video

video

video

video; filtered

video; filtered

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

[video]

no subject

[video]

no subject

[video]

no subject

video; filtered

video; filtered

video; filtered

video; filtered

and now action

action

action

action

action