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[knightime]

[Dave seems to be having like some mental breakdown.

The longer he realizes that his chocobo and himself are covered in faerie guts, the longer he also is aware that his faerie just exploded. Right next to him. In plain sight. He even kind of saw it happen.

This is not okay for him.

He is basically freaking out.]

Holy, fucking shit guys. What the fuck was that? What the fucking shit was that?

Does this place even actually care about who they keep alive or not? Because having my flying sparkle winged bro up and decided to reenact a fucking time bomb was not on my list of things I wanted to have happen.

Jegus. This is fucked up. This is seriously fucked up. There wasn't even a reason to kill them. Just some fucking dark shit that someone is probably getting off on.

Shit. This place just gets fucking more messed up every fucking day. [He's shaking though. A lot. Oh god. Could he potentially use any time powers to reverse this? Was that even possible?] Shit.

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[withoutasign]

Dave. Dave, listen to me. Look in your camera and listen to me.

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[knightime]

[He's struggling to do just that.]

Shit. What's up? I'm fucking chill. Tinker Bell just went and exploded on me. No fucking biggie. This shit is so chill.

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[withoutasign]

Dave, shoosh. Look at me, and shoosh. It's okay. You didn't do anything wrong, it's okay, shoosh...

[Signless just keeps talking in a low, soothing voice, while looking right at Dave.]

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[knightime]

No, of course not. I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything to stop it.

I...I used to be able to stop shit like this. It was my fucking job. [He rubs his face. What good is he now?]

[sp8der8itch]

It exploded, I thought that would be obvious. Apparently who ever is in charge here has some sick plans for these fairies and they couldn't handle it.

But, wow Dave you seem to be a bit on edge about this. Come on! It was just a fairy. It didn't even do anything!

[She crosses her arms at her chest and just shakes her head to and fro. Don't be fooled Dave, she is a bit upset too. But, why would she show it?]

[knightime]

Yeah. Next they'll text their fucking exploding powers on us. One by one, boom. Except we aren't delightful things full of sparkles and dust!

No, fuck you. It wasn't just a fucking faerie. That sonofabitch was alive and it could have easily been a lot of other things.

[He is the most upset.]

[sp8der8itch]

[Woah...she is a bit taken a back at that.]

So it could have been. Be glad it wasn't. Like I said it didn't even do anything. Why so upset Strider human?

[knightime]

[He's going to be so fucking embarrassed after this.]

It wouldn't have happened back at home. This wouldn't have happened. [He doesn't know what's going to happen after this. He's assuming something bad. He's already been told this is the first time it has happened.]

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[patchworkdoctor]

I didn't really think it was that bad.

_{[you amuse him, child.]}

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[knightime]

You think shit like this is a fucking carnival you crazy fuck.

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[patchworkdoctor]

If you insist.

I had it with me for a year. I was a little attached to it.

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[knightime]

So you're really just here to antagonize my sorry little ass?

[bestestfurrend]

Oh nooo, yours too?? Why did this happen to all of them? The poor fairies.

[knightime]

Fuck, I wish I had a good answer for you, but I never covered spontaneous faerie exploding in my how to books before.

[bestestfurrend]

I don't think anyone has. But it's not right at all, nuh uh uh.

[knightime]

That's because it isn't something that usually happens. [He's just upset.]

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[flyingdreams]

[She... doesn't want to look at him covered in guts. Her reaction wasn't that much better (then again, she's a mouse and it was a little more like a fleshy grenade going off in her little brick of a house), so she doesn't begrudge him a bit for his reaction.]

It's over, dear, it's over with. You're safe.

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[knightime]

Oh yeah. I feel safe in this shithole. Making me say shit. Making faerie pals explode because they can.

What's next? I'm excited to know what else it wants to throw into our faces. [He's a little upset. Sorry. :(]

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[flyingdreams]

[She sees that! That's why she's trying to help calm him down.]

You're not going to explode. It was very frightening, but it's safe now.

[They probably still need us for the barrier and all that, but that won't help calm Dave down.]

[cakesaretheenemy]

[ John did not pay attention to the broadcast! John was too busy freaking the fuck out. He runs to the living room in a panic, brushing away the blood and glitter. ]

Dave! Jade! Tatl just exploded and oh god, oh man, oh god, I swear to god I didn't do anything.

[ He sees Dave. ]

...Oh, yours popped too.

[knightime]

No shit! My face just got up close and personal with the insides of Tinker Bell. And let me tell you, I liked it better when she was just being a huffy bitch instead of spewing herself all over me.

[Dave is also freaking the fuck out.]

If I wanted insides on me, I'd go play some zombie game to indulge in that.

[cakesaretheenemy]

Dude, calm down. You're really freaked out about this, aren't you?

w e l p. you're getting a late reply from me okok. [totally voice]

[tangledlocks]

So I guess I wasn't the only one this happened to. It seems that the fabric of Vatheon may very well be falling apart.

[Sigh.] Sir, whoever you are, I advise that you calm down. Freaking out in this situation is not going to help you, myself, or anyone in Vatheon.

[Even Jack is upset that Lacie died, okay. Lacie, his faerie went kablam.]

I know youuu [Voice]

[knightime]

Fuck you. Maybe I like freaking out. [He doesn't.]

Maybe I freak out every month to get it out of my system. It's not even like I'm not the only one losing their sorry shit over these things.

you dooooo [voice]

[tangledlocks]

No you're not, but how is freaking out going to help you? Get up, walk outside and take a deep breath. Freaking out never helps a situation sir. You have to be able to think clearly.

[Jack has had his share of mental breakdowns. No more for him. Not even with Lacie gone. Nope.]

Who are you? I haven't heard of you before.