16th ♒ Voice

[unconchonable]

Alright, so I figured it only right I let all a Watheon know I'm dyin'. I'm a downright mess right now, miserable, and itchy and I think I'we caught some terrible, horrible disease and I'm gonna be a goner before too long.

[Have an aggravated groan and what might sound like some scratching?]

Auuugh! That's it, I know it, I'm fuckin' done for, this has gotta be some plague, it's bound to sweep through all a Watheon I'm sure a it. My death will be that of a martyr, I'm just doin' my ciwil duty a informin' the masses a this foul disease before it gets the rest a ya.

[He sounds so utterly dramatic, it's probably pretty hilarious really. Certainly making this hard to take seriously.]

I just wanted to say, Sol, I hate ya, there's not a fuckin' liwin', breathin' thing I despise more than your mustardblooded face, and Fef, you're the best 'rail a guy could ask for. And Kar, I pity ya with the intensity a the sun. Our sun, not this weak ass fuckin' wannabe sun this planet's got.

[Have some more miserable little sounds.]

Alright, that's it, I'm just gonna lay here in my respiteblock and liwe out my final moments in solitude.

Comments

voice;

[aim_exorable]

-Good.-

[At least, that's what he means to say, and it is what he says! It's just... not in the common language Vatheon used to say. Eridan might be able to recognize the bug-like clicking noise that Darkleer makes, considering it's Alternian.]

voice;

[unconchonable]

[Oh he does and it's almost uncontrollable for him that he responds with the same clicking bug-like language.]

-Fuck you, you hoofbeast bulge swallowin' pus-pocket! In my last moments I HARDLY wanna listen to your horrible fuckin' woice!-

text;

[p2iioniicii2t]

That cruelty iis below you, siir.
Please forgiive my steppiing beyond my caste iin sayiing so.

voice;

[bethehugejerk]

[Guess who's jumping in to chitter another response?]

-What invasive parasite crawled up your ass and died?-

voice;

[rebull]

Darkleer.

[Text]

[possessivelove]

[Ooh, she sure didn't miss this certain pathetic being in her two-month absense!

But now he appeared to be dying? Yuno couldn't have seen a more pleasant message today on the network than that.]

About time.

[Text]

[unconchonable]

wwho fuckin kneww that my dyin message wwould result in the WWORST a vvatheon rearin their hideous fuckin heads
and here i thought wwe wwere rid a ya
go drowwn yourself you shitsponge before i use my final breath to make sure you im the one to snuff out your owwn

[VOICE]

[bethehugejerk]

You're not going to die, you perpetual drama machine. Even in the unlikely event that you did, you would be back five days later, and I can guarantee you that you would not be well enough to make a whiny voice post on the network. And who do you think I am that I wouldn't take notice if you had some life-threatening disease?

Second off, I invite you to engage in swallowing your own tongue, because you gave me whatever foul itching illness you caught. And don't you dare accept soup from anyone who says they're a country. They're banned from the hive, you understand?

[VOICE]

[unconchonable]

... Kar I don't ewen know what you mean by all a that country business, but sure I understand. But you got it too? We're gonna die together Kar, it's almost romantic.

[Nope, he's still convinced he's dying.]

[voice] [threadjack]

[420]

You caught the ills too, brother?

video

[ex_fintastic398]

Oh no, you're dying? [ Is that sarcasm? ] Can I have all your stuff?

voice

[unconchonable]

Fef, this is a fuckin' crisis, and all you want from me is my belongin's? How fuckin' cruel.

voice;

[p2iioniicii2t]

Would it not be best to gain a diagnosis first?

voice;

[unconchonable]

I'we already diagnosed it. It's death.

[thekidsare0kay]

Good. You detherve it! [He's itchy, too.]

[unconchonable]

No I don't! I don't deserwe any a this!

[Pause.]

You're just mad cuz I kicked your ass.

voice;

[shirleyhopeful]

[What?]

Maybe we can get something like lotion or some ointment for the itch? Have you seen a doctor yet?

voice;

[unconchonable]

I don't think any lotion or ointment will help this. I'm a goner.

voice;

[dualbladepaladin]

Oh for goodness sake, don't be so dramatic. You're--...

[A pause for a very loud sneeze followed by some coughing.]

You're not... [cough] going to die.

voice;

[unconchonable]

I'm not being dramatic!

[Itch itch, scratch scratch.]

Are you so fuckin' sure I'm not gonna die? Sounds to me you got yourself a bit a the plague, though different symptoms admittedly.

[stayb100ponyboy]

Dibs on your chocobo.

[aim_exorable]

[Somewhere in the house, Equius might hear a drowsy and sick Darkleer trying to call out 'good boy' in clicky bug language.]

[Good descendent, best son.]

voice;

[shotarcana]

Do you know what disease it is?

voice;

[unconchonable]

Death.

[ audio ]

[toreadorkabull]

Maybe, uh... you just need, a little medic- ahh!!

-=whatever he was going to say was suddenly cut off by the sound of robotics kicking on and a sudden, loud crash=-

[ audio ]

[unconchonable]

... Taw? What the hell was that?

[Definitely distracted from his own misery for a second, good job Tavros!]

video;

[oceanbreasts]

[ pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-- ]

Watheon. Oh god that one's goin' in th' books.

video;

[unconchonable]

Shut the fuck up! You know what I meant!

Voice;

[rebull]

[Groan.]

You'll be fine.

Voice;

[unconchonable]

No I won't.

[o8liter8]

You little asshole, did you get me sick too?!

[unconchonable]

What?

I don't know how I could hawe, I hawen't exactly been around you!

[0_0]

[Hurhurhur.]

are there any other symptoms of this so called plague other than itching?
and even if you do die im sure that youll be back in a few days!

[unconchonable]

nope pretty sure this wwill end me for good
and uh wwell its a bunch of itchy SPOTS and i feel like shit but thats about it

[devwocean]

You're not feelin wwell, I take it?

[unconchonable]

[OH GOD. Now he feels kinda like a tool, but not really, cuz he feels awful.]

uh yeah
im dowwnright fuckin miserable right noww
i wwanna rip my husk off

Video;

[closedcircuit]

Can't any of the doctors or healers here help you?

voice;

[unconchonable]

[Keeping it to voice. Like he honestly wants anyone seeing his disease riddled face. Even if it's not that bad, but whatever!]

Probably not. I doubt this is anythin' they'we ewer come across before. Probably got no cure.

voice - alternian

[f8tal]

Spare us the long winded speech and get to the dying part already, Ampora!

voice - alternian

[unconchonable]

Oh shut your spidertrap, Serket! Maybe I'll prolong my life and liwe through this awful disease just to spite you AND Sol.