[Video] 1st (Never used SFC before) Sandvich

[sandvich_good]

[Heavy's face is pretty interesting right now, He is genuinely shocked, disturbed, and confused right now. The Red Fairy that had been here ever since he arrive just..exploded. Right in front of him, like it had been hit by a critical rocket. Except it hadn't. This isn't natural. Not at all.]

What. What is going on? Tiny fairy just blew up. Pieces everywhere.

I do not understand dis. Was fine seconds ago.

[Seriously Vatheon, what the fuck. He actually kinda liked the fairy. And now it's dead. And Heavy is not happy. He turns to the screen and frowns.]

Did dis happen to someone else?

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[red_medic]

It did.

[And there goes Medic, carefully collecting the remains and samples that are left from his very own little fairy off of himself, though there is a frown.]

...maybe zhese vere only used to spy on uns after all and now haff collected enouff data?

[ANS going paranoid. Again.]

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[sandvich_good]

...I do not think so, Doktor. I do not see metal pieces or tiny camera.

Still. Will be on guard just in case.

[bestestfurrend]

It happened to all of them, I think! Poor fairies...

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[red_medic]

If zhey had cameras, zhose might haff exploded vizh zhem. Oder zhose devizes might haff been zhe entire reason for zhem to explode in zhe first plaze!

[Medic lifts a tiny bit of fairy-leftover to give it a closer look.]

Tch. Zhere ist just too little left of zhem!

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[sandvich_good]

[That is a very good point. In fact, he's actually disturbed by this.]

...this is troubling.

[sandvich_good]

WHAT?! How could dis happen?

Fairy has been here since I arrived. Then just suddenly blew up.

[He's not happy. At all.]

Is suspicious.

[bestestfurrend]

I don't know! It's pawful. I'd made furrends with mine too, I'd purrlay catch with her and she'd fly around and not let me catch her and we'd have fun together!

I agree! It's furry suspawcious!

[sandvich_good]

I did not mind fairy. Was a bit annoying, but not big deal.

Does not mean I like seeing it blow up.

[Yeah, he doesn't get it.]

I will find who did this. They will regret it.

[bestestfurrend]

They will! They upset lots of people! When I find out who it was, I'll...I'll bite them! Hard!

[sandvich_good]

You will be nicer then I would be.

They better pray I never find them.

[Or they will meet his good friend Sasha, all 330 lbs of her.]

[bestestfurrend]

They'd deserve efurything you'd do to them, uh huh!

[It made some of her friends cry, SHE'D LIGHT THE SWITCH FOR HEAVY IF NECESSARY.]

[sandvich_good]

Am sure they do.

[And now the feed zooms in to that massive minigun of his, though it looks more like this: http://www.tfportal.net/gfx/items/large/c_iron_curtain_large.png]

Will introduce them to Sasha. Have nice..."talk".

[He would love to get his murder on deserving targets, so he would thank you for that.]

[bestestfurrend]

Ohhh, that's furry impurressive!

[She nods approvingly. A troll knows a good weapon when they see one.]

A nice, short talk, right right?

[No one's allowed to make her friends upset, so Heavy is very welcome to barbeque the culprits if necessary.]

[sandvich_good]

Thank you! I built her myself.

[He loves people who like his, as long as they don't touch it. She means the world to him, after all.]

Da, Sasha kills quickly. Not cleanly, though.

[BBQ is more of Pyro's thing. He'll just make em' look like Swiss Cheese if it's all the same to you.

[bestestfurrend]

Really really? That's furry clever of you! I made my claws myself too!

[She can understand that! No one gets to touch her claws either, after all. No one who lives for long afterwards, anyway.]

Well, look what they did to the poor fairies! They don't deserve cleanly, nuh uh.

[BBQ, swiss cheese, it's all food! There'll be no complaints from Nepeta.]

[sandvich_good]

Oh? I use claws too. They are like gloves.

[Made from a bear, but that isn't important.]

Did they fairies die cleanly? No. Seems fair.

[Good, he'll just polish his gun just in case he does find them.]

[bestestfurrend]

Mine too, mine too!

[Except hers come from a panther, or the Alternian equivalent of one.]

Purrfectly fair! And the fairies didn't deserve it afurter all, these pawful purrpetrators do!

[sandvich_good]

Is good! You seem to know a decent amount on weapons.

[hurray for killing animals and making stuff 83]

Da, is correct. Also..forgot to introduce self. I am Heavy Weapons Guy. Most people just call me Heavy.

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[red_medic]

In fact it ist.

[Note that dramatic gesture he makes with his hand now.]

Just imagine all zhe information zhey could haff already gazhered about uns!

[bestestfurrend]

I do! But I know the mostest about hunting!

[Has Heavy ever made adorable kitty hoods to wear from his kills? Nepeta recommends it!]

Oh, hi Heavy! It's furry nice to meet you! I'm Nepeta!

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[sandvich_good]

If they have much information, they could use against us.

[Heavy frowns. His famous temper's slowly setting in. Still, he can think. He's not as stupid as people think he is.]

We should prepare. No more leaving without weapons. Just...just in case. Is possible they are not spying. But. Is possible they are.

[sandvich_good]

Hunting, eh? Have teammate who hunts. Goes by Sniper. If he ever shows up, will introduce you to him.

[He likes making hats out of bear, does that count? :D]

Hello Nepeta. Is nice to meet you as well.

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[red_medic]

Preparing sounds reasonable. Ve haff been getting rusty long enouff after all.

[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! Ohhh, I'd like that furry much!

[IT SO DOES, be her friend forever, Heavy!]

Have you been here furry furry long, Heavy?

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[sandvich_good]

Yes. And we are RED, cannot afford to get rusty in case enemies show up.

Place is unpredictable, after all.