[Video] 1st (Never used SFC before) Sandvich

[sandvich_good]

[Heavy's face is pretty interesting right now, He is genuinely shocked, disturbed, and confused right now. The Red Fairy that had been here ever since he arrive just..exploded. Right in front of him, like it had been hit by a critical rocket. Except it hadn't. This isn't natural. Not at all.]

What. What is going on? Tiny fairy just blew up. Pieces everywhere.

I do not understand dis. Was fine seconds ago.

[Seriously Vatheon, what the fuck. He actually kinda liked the fairy. And now it's dead. And Heavy is not happy. He turns to the screen and frowns.]

Did dis happen to someone else?

Comments

[bestestfurrend]

It happened to all of them, I think! Poor fairies...

[sandvich_good]

WHAT?! How could dis happen?

Fairy has been here since I arrived. Then just suddenly blew up.

[He's not happy. At all.]

Is suspicious.

[bestestfurrend]

I don't know! It's pawful. I'd made furrends with mine too, I'd purrlay catch with her and she'd fly around and not let me catch her and we'd have fun together!

I agree! It's furry suspawcious!

[sandvich_good]

I did not mind fairy. Was a bit annoying, but not big deal.

Does not mean I like seeing it blow up.

[Yeah, he doesn't get it.]

I will find who did this. They will regret it.

[bestestfurrend]

They will! They upset lots of people! When I find out who it was, I'll...I'll bite them! Hard!

[sandvich_good]

You will be nicer then I would be.

They better pray I never find them.

[Or they will meet his good friend Sasha, all 330 lbs of her.]

[bestestfurrend]

They'd deserve efurything you'd do to them, uh huh!

[It made some of her friends cry, SHE'D LIGHT THE SWITCH FOR HEAVY IF NECESSARY.]

[sandvich_good]

Am sure they do.

[And now the feed zooms in to that massive minigun of his, though it looks more like this: http://www.tfportal.net/gfx/items/large/c_iron_curtain_large.png]

Will introduce them to Sasha. Have nice..."talk".

[He would love to get his murder on deserving targets, so he would thank you for that.]

[bestestfurrend]

Ohhh, that's furry impurressive!

[She nods approvingly. A troll knows a good weapon when they see one.]

A nice, short talk, right right?

[No one's allowed to make her friends upset, so Heavy is very welcome to barbeque the culprits if necessary.]

[sandvich_good]

Thank you! I built her myself.

[He loves people who like his, as long as they don't touch it. She means the world to him, after all.]

Da, Sasha kills quickly. Not cleanly, though.

[BBQ is more of Pyro's thing. He'll just make em' look like Swiss Cheese if it's all the same to you.

[bestestfurrend]

Really really? That's furry clever of you! I made my claws myself too!

[She can understand that! No one gets to touch her claws either, after all. No one who lives for long afterwards, anyway.]

Well, look what they did to the poor fairies! They don't deserve cleanly, nuh uh.

[BBQ, swiss cheese, it's all food! There'll be no complaints from Nepeta.]

[sandvich_good]

Oh? I use claws too. They are like gloves.

[Made from a bear, but that isn't important.]

Did they fairies die cleanly? No. Seems fair.

[Good, he'll just polish his gun just in case he does find them.]

[bestestfurrend]

Mine too, mine too!

[Except hers come from a panther, or the Alternian equivalent of one.]

Purrfectly fair! And the fairies didn't deserve it afurter all, these pawful purrpetrators do!

[sandvich_good]

Is good! You seem to know a decent amount on weapons.

[hurray for killing animals and making stuff 83]

Da, is correct. Also..forgot to introduce self. I am Heavy Weapons Guy. Most people just call me Heavy.

[bestestfurrend]

I do! But I know the mostest about hunting!

[Has Heavy ever made adorable kitty hoods to wear from his kills? Nepeta recommends it!]

Oh, hi Heavy! It's furry nice to meet you! I'm Nepeta!

[sandvich_good]

Hunting, eh? Have teammate who hunts. Goes by Sniper. If he ever shows up, will introduce you to him.

[He likes making hats out of bear, does that count? :D]

Hello Nepeta. Is nice to meet you as well.

[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! Ohhh, I'd like that furry much!

[IT SO DOES, be her friend forever, Heavy!]

Have you been here furry furry long, Heavy?

...that icon is adorable.

[sandvich_good]

Is good! Hope he shows up, you will like him.

[He totally will be. Not only is Heavy a great friend, but he makes an excellent meat shield.]

Nyet, have not been here long. Two months at most.

XD it is also an accurate representation of her usual expression

[bestestfurrend]

I hope so too! I love making new furrends!

[Alas, once Nepeta thinks of someone as a friend, she's more likely to jump in front of them if they're in trouble, no matter how much bigger than her they may be.]

Yup yup, that's really not long. But it's still longer than me! I haven't even been here fur a whole month yet.

Best default expression ever~

[sandvich_good]

I do not have many friends. Still, I enjoy company of ones I have.

[And Heavy is simular to that. Loyal to a fault to his team, really.]

Are not missing much. Place would be awful without teammate.

[bestestfurrend]

I didn't have a lot left beclaws most of us died back home but I'm making lots more here!

Wellll, it's a lot nicer than the purrlaces I was befur I arrived, but it's true, it'd be lots worse without the people I know who are here.

[sandvich_good]

Oh. Am sorry to hear that. I did not know.

Da, is nice to know people. Might have went a bit...crazy without anyone I know here.

[bestestfurrend]

It's okay. People died a lot back there. At least some of us are still alive here!

Uh huh, me too. Being lonely isn't fun at all, nuh uh uh.

[sandvich_good]

People die a lot where I am from too. Including self. But come back fast. At least, anyone on the RED or BLU teams.

No, is not.

[bestestfurrend]

Yes, me too. But not a lot of us come back, only a furry few.

It's good that we've made furrends with each other, then! So even if some people leave we'll still have lots more furrends around.