[Text] ♉ Summoner: Worry about this epidemi- whoa wait, whaaaat

[rebull]

sO HOW MANY OF YOU EXACTLY,
uH,
aREN'T S1CK?

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[video]

[grandhighblood]

[He snorts, frowning at the slow explanation...but eh, at least he gets it now, right? Right, he accepts that begrudgingly, muttering and cursing under his breath.]

Such as?

[video]

[rebull]

[He pulls in a hissing breath, his face with an expression of 'I'm not really sure how to say this buuuut-"]

Lose some weight.

[audio]

[0_0]

[There is suddenly a LOT of laughter coming from over here. Thing must have switched on while she was snooping but SHES TOO BUSY LAUGHING TO NOTICE.

ARADIA NO,,,]

[Video]

[rebull]

[He can't help but start laughing himself now, hearing her. And smiles wide.]

[audio]

[0_0]

[ooh! She knows exactly why he just did that, and she doesn't care. She's pretty much laughing in-between words right now.]

Oops! Caught red-handed! Can you blame me, though?

[Video]

[rebull]

Of course not! [Also laughing here and there, smiling wide.]

I can understand you uh, being to distracted to hide your laughter, I mean, there's just a HUGE distraction? Eh?

[audio]

[0_0]

[Ahh, gosh laughter is good.] It's really hard to see over it! I know I'm going to have a hard time digging through all of this distracting fat to actually pay attention to this conversation.

[ARADIA,,,,,,,,,,,,]

[audio]

[rebull]

Heh, there's certainly a lot of uh, of digging. Kind of like last night and a certain indigo troll and his tub of frozen cream dessert. But whatever makes a guy happy I guess?

[No this is lowblood bonding, it's okay.]

[audio]

[0_0]

[Of course.]

I suppose, but he should be watching his figure, if he eats anymore I won't be able to tell where his body begins and ends! Even if it's already hard enough to tell already!

[video]

[grandhighblood]

[Blinks in surprise, moving away from the camera screen as he just stares at him like, 'are you motherfucking serious-']

Lose some-- [Auuughhhhh looks down at his body that's about like 10% body fat ugh yeah not funny you cheeky little bastard--]

I'll lose motherfucking weight if you get the motherfuck over here and suck a motherfucking bulge.

[video]

[rebull]

[Sorry, it's hard to understand you because of your MASSIVE FATTY JOWLS.]

[Summoner just chuckles, the corners of his mouth spreading wide, from ear to ear. He sneaks his tongue forward and closes his teeth on it a little before pushing his lower lip forward with it.]

Be too busy sucking on something a little more fit.

[video]

[aim_exorable]

[He meant for this to be voice but there is a video of a flushed Darkleer curled up in blankets. Also facepalming. Lots of facepalming.]

Lysunder!

[video]

[rebull]

[Puts his hands up defensively. Still talking in Alternian too, whoops.]

You should really get some more rest!

[video]

[aim_exorable]

[He's switching to Alternian without even thinking about it.]

Don't gossip about such things, for the love of my sanity.

[Look at these big uncovered blue eyes, Summoner. How can you resist?]

[video]

[rebull]

[It's really easy to fall into.]

How is that gossip? I would actually be getting my mouth doing that.

[Ohh...]

You really should get some sleep though, Tink...

[video]

[aim_exorable]

Oh my goodness...

[He's just kind of pressing his hand against his face and up near his horns helplessly. Only half of that flush is sickness now.]

I just woke up.

[video]

[grandhighblood]

[A vein in his neck sort of twitches, or at least it feels like it does as he grinds his teeth. Who the motherfuck else wou-- oh.

UGh

GHHHHHH of course

Of course Summoner would bring up Darkleer here and now. God what a total downer yuck.]

Heh! So you and the motherfucking sniveling mess of a blueblood scum are all a thing still?

[He's sort of surprised but also not because well he and summoner still pretty much hated each other, so why couldn't darkleer and summoner still be flushed, right? Ugh... well, assuming shit won't really get him anywhere.]

[video]

[rebull]

[A small hum, smiling to himself, enjoying how the other kind of flipped out momentarily.]

Yeah, we are. You know him? You know, the guy that wrecked your shit, finishing my job for me? How is that eye by the way? Looks a little puffy- Oh, wait, no that's the uh, that's the fat.

[video]

[grandhighblood]

[The highblood finally lets out a loud growl almost a roar, baring his teeth at the screen, his tight hold on it make the screen wobble and shake violently. His eyes go red, one side feeling the memory of its loss as it pulses slightly, and that makes him wince.

And then breeeeeathe out gruffly.]

Watch your motherfucking back, Summoner. I'll show you exactly how 'fat' this brother is when you least all motherfucking expect it...

[video]

[rebull]

Please don't! I don't want to be sat on! [Grins, raising his eyebrows high. Huh, he really has no problem with someone if they got a bit more meat on them. But this cure pisses the Highblood off. It's kinda comical actually.]

[video]

[grandhighblood]

[He sneers, leaning into the screen. Your amusement in all this just makes his blood boil!]

You won't be all spewing that motherfucking noise once I all got you in my grasps, motherfucker.

[audio]

[0_0]

You seem.... upset. Though, I'm not sure I can quite tell since you look like that all the time.

[audio]

[grandhighblood]

[Ugh ugh in a bad mood god all these motherfucking peasantblooded shits--]

Astute motherfucking observation, motherfucker. Any MORE useful and observant comments to be all up and adding to the conversation?

[audio]

[0_0]

You should lay off the sweets.

And everything else that's making you even more fat than you were before. If that is even possible?

[audio]

[grandhighblood]

It was all a motherfucking anger inducing thing when the shitblood brought the motherfucking lame jokes into the fray... but your lack of originality just makes the joke all motherfucking STALE AS FUCK.

[but his lips still twitch into a deep frown, annoyed that summoner had somehow encouraged another person to join in the stupid fun.]