[Text] ♉ Summoner: Worry about this epidemi- whoa wait, whaaaat

[rebull]

sO HOW MANY OF YOU EXACTLY,
uH,
aREN'T S1CK?

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[rebull]

wELL, bECAUSE OF WHAT 1T MEANS.

[devwocean]

I don't knoww wwhy wwe're discussin something so fuckin pointless.
I havve nevver had a matesprit, but if I had I'd hope they'd be less juvvenile than to put cutsey pretend hearts in their messages to me particularly in a public forum wwhere the SFCs are constantly fucking up.

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[rebull]

wOW, tHAT'S,
uH,
wA1T, lET ME REREAD THAT.

[rebull]

oH,
uH.
wOW YOU REALLY,
hAVE NOT?
l1KE,
1N ALL SER1OUSNESS?

[devwocean]

No, I havven't.

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[rebull]

Oh.

[rebull]

[Yikes... abscond, abscond.]

[devwocean]

Wwhat?
You aren't sayin anything.

[rebull]

uH,
sORRY JUST.
tHAT'S K1ND OF DEPRESS1NG.

[devwocean]

Wwhy?
Wwhat do you evven care?

[rebull]

1,
1 DON'T KNOW.
1 REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTH1NG AGA1NST YOU, sO THAT JUST SOUNDS REALLY SAD,
1 UH,
1 GUESS.

[devwocean]

It's not sad, it's fuckin fine.
I don't need a matesprit.
Wwhy are wwe evven talkin about this?
Let's talk about somethin else.
This text is givvin me a fuckin headache.

[rebull]

uH, r1GHT.
cHANG1NG THE SUBJECT WOULD BE REALLY N1CE, aCTUALLY.
aND A HELL OF A LOT LESS AWKWARD.

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[devwocean]

Right.

[devwocean]

Oh good, that's better.

[rebull]

yES,
1T 1S, tH1S TEXT BUS1NESS 1S UH, k1ND OF FRUSTRAT1NG AT T1MES.
rEGARDLESS,
aRE YOU 1LL?

[devwocean]

I'm quite wwell.
I had trollpox more than a century ago, so I'm assumin I'm immune.
Wwhat about you?

[rebull]

1'M PERFECTLY HEALTHY, tHANKFULLY.
1T'S GOOD TO LEARN A GOOD AMOUNT OF US AREN'T S1CK.

[devwocean]

It's a serious plague, though.
It seems sevveral a the wwigglers havve caught it.

[rebull]

1T'S A L1TTLE D1SCOMFORT1NG, yEAH.
aND 1T HASN'T JUST H1T W1GGLERS.
sOO 1 UH, wAS A B1T WORR1ED.

[devwocean]

Wwhat about non-trolls?

[rebull]

uH, 1 DON'T TH1NK 1 KNOW ABOUT ANY NONTROLLS THAT ARE S1CK.
wH1CH 1S FORTUNATE.
bUT UH,
sT1LL,
1T'S A B1T UNNERV1NG, 1 GUESS.

[devwocean]

That's really fuckin' unnervving.
But the sickness can't be fatal.

[rebull]

1'D HOPE NOT.
1 UH,
1'D PREFER 1F THERE WASN'T ANY UNNECESSARY DEATH.
bUT 1T'S GOOD TO SEE NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE AFFECTED.
1 JUST HOPE THOSE WHO ARE DO NOT GET ANY WORSE.

[devwocean]

I did check on Eridan and despite his histrionics he's far from dyin'