[Text] ♉ Summoner: Worry about this epidemi- whoa wait, whaaaat

[rebull]

sO HOW MANY OF YOU EXACTLY,
uH,
aREN'T S1CK?

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[aim_exorable]

D --> Are you being serious in that statement?

[devwocean]

If there's one thing you should knoww about me by noww, it's that I'm nearly alwways serious.
My cape has an important function, to impress an to showw off my stature.

Jack...

[rebull]

wA1T, uH,
wHY DO YOU NEED A CAPE TO DO THAT?
aRE YOU NOT GRAND ENOUGH YOURSELF?

[devwocean]

A course I am!
I don't need a cape, but like a wweapon enhances your strength an martial ability, your clothes are important in enhancin natural presence.
You're both fuckin ignorant.

[rebull]

uH,
1 AM PRETTY SURE,
tHE CAPE 1S PUSH1NG 1T.
bUT MAYBE YOU NEED SOMETH1NG MORE FLASHY FOR 1T TO MANAGE TO ENHANCE ANYTH1NG, hEH.

[devwocean]

My cape is fuckin stylish an impressivve.
But I understand wwhy you don't wwant to admit that, it's all right.

[rebull]

1'M VERY HONEST.
1F 1 THOUGHT THAT 1 WOULD TELL YOU.

[devwocean]

Then it's a matter a taste.

[rebull]

oOHH, UH, oKAY,
sO 1N TH1S CASE,
1 HAVE GOOD TASTE,
aND YOU HAVE BAD.

[devwocean]

That's not at all wwhat I implied.

[rebull]

aND UH, wHAT WAS THAT THEN?

[devwocean]

Please.
You havve no fuckin' sense a style except that of a barkbeast.
Your hair is a fuckin disaster, and wwhat's wwith those pants?
I'vve nevver said anythin out a politeness, but a course that doesn't seem to matter to you or your hoofbeast.

[rebull]

uH, eXCUSE YOU, 1 KEEP GOOD CARE OF MY HA1R ACTUALLY.
aS FAR AS CLOTHES GO, 1 DON'T REALLY CARE.
uSUALLY GETS RU1NED ANYWAY, aND 1 ONLY HAVE ONE UH,
"n1CE" OUTF1T, 1F YOU CAN EVEN CALL AN aLTERN1AN 1SSUED UN1FORM N1CE.
bUT AS FAR AS CERTA1N TH1NGS GO,
1 HAVE PRETTY AMAZ1NG TASTE,
1F 1 DO SAY SO MYSELF.
aND,
1 DO.
s1NCE 1 JUST D1D.

[devwocean]

Wwell, if you're goin' to criticize someone else's sense a fashion then you havve to be prepared to receivve opinions in return.
That's all I'm sayin.

[aim_exorable]

D --> In that case
D --> It quite fails in that function
D --> You makes you look
D --> as I believe the children would say
D --> like a tool

[devwocean]

You're fuckin lying!

[aim_exorable]

D --> I am not
D --> It is obvious to anyone with two brain cells to rub together that such a cape is a clear indicator
D --> Of trying too hard

[devwocean]

I'm not tryin too hard.
You're tryin too hard to be rude wwhen I havve done nothin but try to help you.
I don't knoww wwhy I evven bother.

[aim_exorable]

D --> Help me?
D --> Oh dear
D --> You are sick after all
D --> Describe the symptoms please

[devwocean]

Just because you don't knoww about it doesn't make it not true!
I'vve been intercedin on your behalf wwith the Signless ovver your treatment a Psiioniic and his concerns about your relationship wwith him.
Not that you'd havve been grateful to me, anywway, you stubborn hoofbeast.

[aim_exorable]

D --> Oh
D --> Well
D --> I rather expected that from him
D --> And I am grateful
D --> Please do not presume things for me

[devwocean]

I only presume based on past experience wwith you.

[aim_exorable]

D --> If you actually do something that is legitimately helpful for me
D --> Then it is the polite thing to thank you for it
D --> Besides most of our past experiences together have not been particularly
D --> Straightforward

[devwocean]

Wwell, I havve to admit you're right wwith that.
Anywway, I did do that, for all the good it might a done.

[aim_exorable]

[???]

D --> Dualscar
D --> The SFC is informing me that you have sent a message
D --> But I am afraid nothing is showing
D --> Perhaps it's just another glitch
D --> Disregard if you have not actually sent anything